Ireland v England

[i miss worthing]

i have only just got into cricket. as i see it ireland are better at fielding and if we can get england out for under 200 we have a chance. am i too far off the mark plus are these 1 day games abit like fa cup games were anything can happen

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

What the f*** was that?!

You are supposed to try and STOP the ball hitting the stumps you clueless irish fuckwit

 

[Bluejuice]

What is WRONG with my local?

Opening at Half 3, which is a full HOUR after the start of the match isn't good enough.

Do they expect me to WALK IN THE RAIN to some other pub with Sky TV?

I don't f***ing think so.

Cricinfo 3d it is for the first hour then.

WANKERS

 

[Scoffers]

Muppet

 

[CHAPPERS]

Ball is moving all over the place.

 

[Trigger]

Ball is moving all over the place.

If Fletcher or Vaughan dare use that as an excuse for the poor start I will scream, England WON the toss, England chose to BAT.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Exactly, idiots. New pitch, it's humid, you BAT.

 

[Simster]

England will get 220. Ireland will reach 195. Yet again, in true RUDDY FACED PRICK style, England will do just enough to keep the wolf from the door and no more.

 

[Trigger]

Ian Botham was just asked why Vaughan & Bell have played 121 one day matches for England between them and have NO centuries between them...

He replied...

"BAD BATTING"

Good old BEEFY, tells it like it is...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Fortunately, i expect we will win this with extras being our top scorer

 

[Trigger]

Wahey! Vaughan OUT!



23/2

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[CHAPPERS]

That's the last time I take the afternoon off to watch this shower.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Good god

 

[Scoffers]

Will we get to 132?

 

[Trigger]

Will we get to 132?

We'll need AT LEAST that to cover Saj Mahmood's 10 overs.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Magic stuff

 

[vulture]

We will get to 250-5

 

[Dave the OAP]

there is a diddly di di commentator on BBC online now.....


thank gawd for wides!!!

 

[Bozza]

Wahey! Vaughan OUT!



23/2

Do you want England to lose?