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- Oct 1, 2006
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Did anyone else read this today? I laughed so loud that other people on the train were looking at me:
Glamour model, Jordan, has been left completely baffled after her new born daughter, Princess Tiàamii, turned out ginger.
Jordan, 29, and husband Peter Andre both have naturally brown hair, which has left the couple curious about how the red crop occurred. She said: 'She looks really different from both the other kids – she's got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes.'
But the star, real name Katie Price, claims Tiàamii's hair won't effect her love, adding: 'I don't mind, I love her anyway, even if she's a ginge!'
'The health visitor said she would put money on them (eyes) not changing colour. It's weird, she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes but I don't know where the ginger comes from.'
'Pete gets a bit of ginge in his beard' she told OK! magazine.
Worryingly for Andre, 34, the only option Jordan can think of is the couple's gardener!
Jordan added: 'I don't know where the ginger comes from. We had a ginger gardener.'
But she was quick to defend her month-old daughter's looks and warned bullies who thought about ridiculing her when she grows up saying: 'I think when people are horrible about people with red hair that's as bad as being racist.'
Price also defended the couple's made-up name for the child and said that's she didn't want people to abbreviate on it:
'I don't want anyone to shorten it to Tia or Ti because I'll have a go at them.'
The classy blonde, also used the opportunity to tell the public how big her husband's penis is, comparing it to the TV remote saying:
'It's the size of the Sky+ one – the one with the grey bits on – that's bigger than normal remote.'
But she says she won't be having too much fun with it yet, adding: 'We can have it (sex) now but we have to take it easy, I don't want a ripped-out uterus thank you!'
This woman is a genius.
edit - my highlighting, not the Metro
Glamour model, Jordan, has been left completely baffled after her new born daughter, Princess Tiàamii, turned out ginger.
Jordan, 29, and husband Peter Andre both have naturally brown hair, which has left the couple curious about how the red crop occurred. She said: 'She looks really different from both the other kids – she's got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes.'
But the star, real name Katie Price, claims Tiàamii's hair won't effect her love, adding: 'I don't mind, I love her anyway, even if she's a ginge!'
'The health visitor said she would put money on them (eyes) not changing colour. It's weird, she must be a throwback from my side because my real dad has blue eyes but I don't know where the ginger comes from.'
'Pete gets a bit of ginge in his beard' she told OK! magazine.
Worryingly for Andre, 34, the only option Jordan can think of is the couple's gardener!
Jordan added: 'I don't know where the ginger comes from. We had a ginger gardener.'
But she was quick to defend her month-old daughter's looks and warned bullies who thought about ridiculing her when she grows up saying: 'I think when people are horrible about people with red hair that's as bad as being racist.'
Price also defended the couple's made-up name for the child and said that's she didn't want people to abbreviate on it:
'I don't want anyone to shorten it to Tia or Ti because I'll have a go at them.'
The classy blonde, also used the opportunity to tell the public how big her husband's penis is, comparing it to the TV remote saying:
'It's the size of the Sky+ one – the one with the grey bits on – that's bigger than normal remote.'
But she says she won't be having too much fun with it yet, adding: 'We can have it (sex) now but we have to take it easy, I don't want a ripped-out uterus thank you!'
This woman is a genius.
edit - my highlighting, not the Metro
