Internet Dating is for tossers. (Proof)

[smudge]

Here's the story. (Not too boring honest!)
My sisters husband (we'll call him Bell-End) walked out the other week for another bird & is trying to take every penny he can from her too.
He once checked his e-mail on my laptop & I spotted one titled "Singles in your Area". A couple of weeks ago I searched for him on an internet dating site & fucks me he was there. (Making out he was in motor racing....he's a travel agent!)
I made a moody e-mail address & profile of a woman & wrote to him; well fucks me he starts sending this moody bird messages (aka me, the brother in law who WILL kick the shit out of him when the time is right!)
To cut a long story short, I got lots of incriminating stuff out of the sad twat before I dropped the bombshell that "Michelle" doesn't actually exist. It was a sweet moment!
I sent all the messages from him to "Michelle" onto his new bird, who's e-mail was on his mobile.

This Bell-End is living proof that internet dating agencies are full of sad, cheating, lying, fantasists who need a good shoe-ing!
(This is the same Bell-End that called me sad for being on NSC!!!)

& breathe!

 

[cardboard]

Did you enjoy being a woman

 

[Da Man Clay]

Do the **** is all I can say mate.

 

[London Irish]

Now I know why you never replied to my emails Michelle

 

[Captain Pugwash]

hope your sister is ok mate.

glad your got your own-back in a wired sort of way.

know you get one of them trick phone-numbers, send him the one with the STD one, and listern has he shits his pants

 

[Frutos]

Do the **** is all I can say mate.

Interesting choice of phrase there...

 

[Da Man Clay]

Interesting choice of phrase there...

Yes it was. Im in an intresting sort of mood.

 

[bhaexpress]

Here's the story. (Not too boring honest!)
My sisters husband (we'll call him Bell-End) walked out the other week for another bird & is trying to take every penny he can from her too.
He once checked his e-mail on my laptop & I spotted one titled "Singles in your Area". A couple of weeks ago I searched for him on an internet dating site & fucks me he was there. (Making out he was in motor racing....he's a travel agent!)
I made a moody e-mail address & profile of a woman & wrote to him; well fucks me he starts sending this moody bird messages (aka me, the brother in law who WILL kick the shit out of him when the time is right!)
To cut a long story short, I got lots of incriminating stuff out of the sad twat before I dropped the bombshell that "Michelle" doesn't actually exist. It was a sweet moment!
I sent all the messages from him to "Michelle" onto his new bird, who's e-mail was on his mobile.

This Bell-End is living proof that internet dating agencies are full of sad, cheating, lying, fantasists who need a good shoe-ing!
(This is the same Bell-End that called me sad for being on NSC!!!)

& breathe!

I hope you're keeping copies of this stuff so that your sister's lawyer can use it.

 

[Captain Pugwash]

another point dont beat the crap out of the bell end yet, as you may not be allowed to give evidence if it goes to court (i think anyways)

 

[Hampden Park]

Here's the story. (Not too boring honest!)
My sisters husband (we'll call him Bell-End) walked out the other week for another bird & is trying to take every penny he can from her too.
He once checked his e-mail on my laptop & I spotted one titled "Singles in your Area". A couple of weeks ago I searched for him on an internet dating site & fucks me he was there. (Making out he was in motor racing....he's a travel agent!)
I made a moody e-mail address & profile of a woman & wrote to him; well fucks me he starts sending this moody bird messages (aka me, the brother in law who WILL kick the shit out of him when the time is right!)
To cut a long story short, I got lots of incriminating stuff out of the sad twat before I dropped the bombshell that "Michelle" doesn't actually exist. It was a sweet moment!
I sent all the messages from him to "Michelle" onto his new bird, who's e-mail was on his mobile.

This Bell-End is living proof that internet dating agencies are full of sad, cheating, lying, fantasists who need a good shoe-ing!
(This is the same Bell-End that called me sad for being on NSC!!!)

& breathe!

eh smiff. did you stay a wafu or did you become a reggie?. this is something they would do

 

[NMH]

Great story. Well done smudge, nice bit of detective work.

 

[Munkfish]

good effort could we not start a hate campagin on him give us his emails and detial pm them because he could check site

 

[magoo]

That's a good story, but you can't say internet dating agencies are full of sad, cheating, lying, fantasists. That's like saying everyone that comes from Brighton is queer!

But yeah i say don't give him a shoeing until it's all blown over. Just save all the evidence for your sister and her solicitors. Basically you can prove that he was activley seeking an affair whilst married.

ps. can we have some pictures of your bird in the new albion shirt

 

[Napper]

that's a great story. I would loved to of seen his face when you revealed yourself....must of been a real head in hands moment. Did you have to post a picture of yourself as a bird ?

 

[Billy the Fish]

It's a bit of a sorry situation and I hope your sister is ok, but well done for doing a sterling job of catching the bastard. It will be a good feeling when you can finally give him a kicking

 

[smudge]

Thanks for the replies chaps. In answer to some of your questions.

Damianclay.....oh I f***ing will mate, no worries about that!
Bhaexpress....the solicitors have it all.
Hampden Park.....do one!
Magoo....the new shirt hasn't reached her out in Aussie yet! (But I have plenty of old pics!)

By the way, the bell-end has apparently been mouthing off along the lines of, "If that Brighton gay boy thinks he can intimidate me, I'll take it out on his sister!"

His day will come my friends.

 

[Easy 10]

I like what you did there.
However, under the name of "michelle" I would have arranged to meet up with him, and send him on a completely pointless trip somewhere really terrible like Wolverhampton or Croydon, on a promise of wild sex and brown doors. That would've been ace.

 

[Wozza]

Here's the story. (Not too boring honest!)
My sisters husband (we'll call him Bell-End) walked out the other week for another bird & is trying to take every penny he can from her too.
He once checked his e-mail on my laptop & I spotted one titled "Singles in your Area". A couple of weeks ago I searched for him on an internet dating site & fucks me he was there. (Making out he was in motor racing....he's a travel agent!)
I made a moody e-mail address & profile of a woman & wrote to him; well fucks me he starts sending this moody bird messages (aka me, the brother in law who WILL kick the shit out of him when the time is right!)
To cut a long story short, I got lots of incriminating stuff out of the sad twat before I dropped the bombshell that "Michelle" doesn't actually exist. It was a sweet moment!
I sent all the messages from him to "Michelle" onto his new bird, who's e-mail was on his mobile.

This Bell-End is living proof that internet dating agencies are full of sad, cheating, lying, fantasists who need a good shoe-ing!
(This is the same Bell-End that called me sad for being on NSC!!!)

& breathe!

Sorry, what's this guy done wrong again?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

No it's not. I'm marrying my internet date in September

That guy you're talking about is just a cunt.

 

[Hampden Park]

Thanks for the replies chaps. In answer to some of your questions.

Damianclay.....oh I f***ing will mate, no worries about that!
Bhaexpress....the solicitors have it all.
Hampden Park.....do one!
Magoo....the new shirt hasn't reached her out in Aussie yet! (But I have plenty of old pics!)

By the way, the bell-end has apparently been mouthing off along the lines of, "If that Brighton gay boy thinks he can intimidate me, I'll take it out on his sister!"

His day will come my friends.

(secret reggie )
bide your time and enjoy his pain m8e