Internet Dating is for tossers. (Proof)

[magoo]

I like what you did there.
However, under the name of "michelle" I would have arranged to meet up with him, and send him on a completely pointless trip somewhere really terrible like Wolverhampton or Croydon, on a promise of wild sex and brown doors. That would've been ace.

yeah and you could have actually met him and said you were french, Michel, and f***ing RAPE HIS ARSE!











eh?

 

[Eggmundo]

I know 2 people who used Internet dating and they both were totally shagged out the whole time and found the (so far) love of their life.
(No I wasn't one of them...honest)

 

[Eggmundo]

yeah and you could have actually met him and said you were french, Michel, and f***ing RAPE HIS ARSE!











eh?

best suggestion yet.

 

[dougdeep]

My last few have been great.

 

[Screaming J]

I like what you did there.
However, under the name of "michelle" I would have arranged to meet up with him, and send him on a completely pointless trip somewhere really terrible like Wolverhampton or Croydon, on a promise of wild sex and brown doors. That would've been ace.

Sorry, I'm going to have to show my ignorance here. Brown doors

 

[Billy the Fish]

Sorry, I'm going to have to show my ignorance here. Brown doors

AKA the marmite motorway

 

[pishhead]

aka brown lovin

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Good bit of revenge led detective work fella. Sounds like he's had his chips.



PS. Is Michelle still looking ?

 

[Screaming J]

AKA the marmite motorway

The word 'brown' should have given it away really, shouldn't it? You mean to "go to Barnsley", or indeed UTBNB.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Kick the back door down, paint it white on the way out