Interesting thought?

[Caveman]

What came first, the chicken or the egg ?

I think the chicken ...?

 

[Hungry Joe]

The chicken came first when I shagged it.

 

[Yoda]

But where'd the chicken come from?

 

[Curious Orange]

But where'd the chicken come from?

Aberdeen.

 

[Hungry Joe]

But where'd the chicken come from?

Safeway.

 

[Artois]

The egg came first.

 

[Hungry Joe]

The egg came first.

I've never had sex with an egg but in the name of science I'll give it a go if you're so sure.

 

[Yoda]

The egg came first.

But where'd the egg come from?

 

[Silent Bob]

The egg if you believe in evolution

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

The chicken. Definitely.

 

[Artois]

But where'd the egg come from?

Outer space.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Ask Darwin

 

[Hungry Joe]

Outer space.

Not Safeway?

 

[Yoda]

Not Safeway?

No. Tesco's.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was an egg once.
Mad, isn't it.

 

[Hungry Joe]

No. Tesco's.

What have Supermarkets got to do with this? I meant I get all my sex chickens from Safeway.

 

[Yoda]

What have Supermarkets got to do with this? I meant I get all my sex chickens from Safeway.

Ah! That Safeway!

 

[Easy 10]

I told my nine year old son that he was once swimming around in my scrotum. In hindsight, I shouldn't have said it.

 

[WATF0RD ZERO]

That's the kind of psychological trauma that can turn a kid into a poor introverted individual who spends all day on their computer posting on sad messageboards ........................

 

[Easy 10]

Chip off the old block eh.