[Football] "[Insert name]. Can I have your [insert item of kit]"

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

OK. Time to nip this in the bud.

If you see anyone with these signs at the Amex, please take pity and explain to them (or their failures-as-parents) that they are sacrificing all self-respect by essentially begging and that they should save up their pocket money and buy kit from the shop.

If it's one of those signs that doesn't even say please, then feel free to give them a lecture on manners and the entitled generation.

Nothing is taking the gloss off yesterday's result, so this helpful advice is shared in a spirit of generosity and a sense of public spiritedness.

 

[el punal]

Please may I have a Dukla Prague away kit?

 

[el punal]

The club should ban bits of cardboard and felt tip pens, that should do the trick.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Did anyone see Gus Poyet at the front of WSU with his little sign written in wax crayon: "Wenger. Can I have your job please"

It's gone too far I tell ya.

 

[Westdene Seagull]

"[Insert name]. Can I have your [insert item of kit]"

"[Kelly Brook]. Can I have your [underwear]"

I've got this right haven't I ?

 

[BNthree]

Saw this guy outside the North Stand

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Maybe one way forward might be SOCK TAGS.

In the early seventies, the original Revie-era Dirty Leeds went on a bit of a PR charm offensive in an attempt to improve their image. They'd come on wearing sock tags attached to their, er, socks, and throw them into the crowd before games. Could work pretty well I reckon, as well as saving the club a fortune in throwing away expensive matchday shirts.

This is what they looked like.

Google Images suggests some teams might still even have them.

 

[Jack Straw]

We should encourage this!

 

[1234andcounting]

Tony Bloom can I have the suit in which you keep your rolled bundles of fifty pound notes for poker tournaments.

 

[jackanada]

Bruno can I have your juicer?

Bet he's got a good one

 

[Munkfish]

We should encourage this!

Brilliant! Just loled. lovely stuff.

 

[el punal]

"[Insert name]. Can I have your [insert item of kit]"

"[Kelly Brook]. Can I have your [underwear]"

I've got this right haven't I ?

I do believe you're on the right track.

 

[the right footed denilson]

These should just be added to the list of items that our banned from entry in to the ground.
It's utterly pathetic.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

MODS - can you merge this with the far better thread that was started yesterday please. I didn;t spot it before setting this hare running.

 

[Boring Goring]

Please may I have a Dukla Prague away kit?

Wait for Christmas like the rest of us

 

[banjo]

Zaha can I have your shirt, I’ve run out of toilet paper, and I’ve heard it it good for mopping up skid marks.

 

[LowKarate]

I've got mine ready for the Palace game.

Steve Parish, can I have your head on a spike?