Increbible Humour from Bristol City Forum

[bobbyzam]

http://www.otib.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=73450

The view of some incredibly 'witty' inbred bristolians

 

[Timbo]

What a party Bristol must be.

 

[SeagullTim]

 

[Simster]

Bristol - a city the size of Liverpool with two clubs who have spent almost theire entire history bumbling around in the lowest 2 divisions in front of relatively noddy gates. Which just shows that the people of Bristol know f*** all about football or give a shit about the game.

Consequently I can't take those bumpkins seriously I'm afraid. And anyway, not one post there is as funny as us winning in Cardiff despite finishing about 6 points behind them.

 

[jevs]

Oh come on....it was quite amusing

Wasn't it

 

[Icy Gull]

I assume the Bristol City thread starter shags his sister on a regular basis and has a piece of straw in his mouth at all times, whilst spending the weekend drinking cider and listening to Wurzel records

 

[Gully]

If the height of your weekend was getting down to Ashton Gate, drinking cider and shagging your sister then you probably would think that was funny...oh and I missed out the Wurzels!

 

[aftershavedave]

Oh come on....it was quite amusing

Wasn't it

absolutely, for a 10 year old

 

[Napper]

thats pretty good

 

[Caveman]

Oh come on....it was quite amusing

Wasn't it

I guess it is funny if you haven't heard it so many times before. Bit like a boring knock knock joke to me know. And if you're not actually gay its a bit rubbish really, its like calling a white guy a black man.

But let them have a laugh it'll do them good.

 

[Simster]

thats pretty good

Not being PC or owt, but gayboy jokes are just DULL. Do these worzels think we haven't heard them all before?

Have you heard the sandwich/blowjob joke?

 

[Napper]

some are ok

 

[Man of Harveys]

Bristol City seem to have THE most homosexuality-obsessed fans in the league. They need to suck some big fat juicy COCK (apart from their fathers') and get this pent-up man-desire right out of their system.

 

[Napper]

think to be fair . most clubs are homo-sexuality obsessed , what happens when you get real men together. Same in any boozer throughout the land

 

[Caveman]

think to be fair . most clubs are homo-sexuality obsessed , what happens when you get real men together. Same in any boozer throughout the land

Yeah! Faggot.

 

[Gully]

...try living in a rugger-bugger town, if there was ever a homo erotic sport then that has to be it.

 

[Skaville]

I thought that was pretty funny.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

I HAD TO ADD A REPLY, I EXPECT THAT TO BE MY ONLY POST BEFORE IM BANNED ooops caps lock

 

[bristolseagull]

sorry, what did it say?

link wont load

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

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