Buffalo Seagull
Active member
"Don't let the sun go down on me"
If the sun went down on you your private parts would catch on fire.
If the sun went down on you your private parts would catch on fire.
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colinpants
IT CONSULTANT
- Jan 24, 2005
- 788
We the people fight for our existence.
some of us have to fight a little harder than the average millionaire rock star aye Nole.
some of us have to fight a little harder than the average millionaire rock star aye Nole.
Parson Henry
New member
Mr Goldsboro....
She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad
But what the heck
'Yeah right'!!
She wrecked the car and she was sad
And so afraid that I'd be mad
But what the heck
'Yeah right'!!
Buffalo Seagull
Active member
Does anyone know if Billy Bragg actually had an uncle who played for Red Star Belgrade?
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
"I'm still standing, yeah yeah yeah."
Um, i don't think you are you big, sex-free, boggle-eyed, arsehair-transplant oaf.
Um, i don't think you are you big, sex-free, boggle-eyed, arsehair-transplant oaf.
Parson Henry
New member
Tribune Messala said:
Prince of Hur..whaddya think?
The Large One
Who's Next?
From the same Mr Goldsboro
She was 31, I was 17
I knew nothing about love, she knew everything
Right, you knew 'nothing'. Who are you, Jim Rosenthal? If you knew nothing, how did you know that the clapped out old hag (in comparison to you, that is) winking at you ought to turn you on? How did you know she was actually winking at you because it meant it was your turn to shoot some people, or compose a light opera? Of course you knew something, you spotty little foetus.
She knew everything? Did you ask her about naming ALL the positions of the Kama Sutra, or which acts of indecency work best with utensils, or how much lubricant makes nine?
Sheer nonsense.
She was 31, I was 17
I knew nothing about love, she knew everything
Right, you knew 'nothing'. Who are you, Jim Rosenthal? If you knew nothing, how did you know that the clapped out old hag (in comparison to you, that is) winking at you ought to turn you on? How did you know she was actually winking at you because it meant it was your turn to shoot some people, or compose a light opera? Of course you knew something, you spotty little foetus.
She knew everything? Did you ask her about naming ALL the positions of the Kama Sutra, or which acts of indecency work best with utensils, or how much lubricant makes nine?
Sheer nonsense.
The Large One
Who's Next?
Or indeed how much longer it will be before he is no longer 22 years of age?Buffalo Seagull said:
Meade's Ball
Well-known member
"I guess that's why they call it the blues.
Time on my hands could be time spent with you."
Most people, in fact Mr Gaylord, call it "the browns". At least the writers of Steve Davis honeymoon jokebooks anyway.
Time on my hands could be time spent with you."
Most people, in fact Mr Gaylord, call it "the browns". At least the writers of Steve Davis honeymoon jokebooks anyway.
Cian
Well-known member
"Here comes love, its like honey, you can't buy it with money"
Last time I checked honey could easily be bought with cold, hard cash, although obviously not in New Order's Manchester
Last time I checked honey could easily be bought with cold, hard cash, although obviously not in New Order's Manchester
Parson Henry
New member
Hues Corporation, pop group or merchant sailors?
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of, love and devotion
Now what sort of a slick would that cause on our beaches?
Our love is like a ship on the ocean
We've been sailing with a cargo full of, love and devotion
Now what sort of a slick would that cause on our beaches?
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
I go window cleaning to earn an honest bob - Liar
I saw the whole of the moon - Impossible
The sun always shines on TV - Not when my curtains are drawn
Small paper packages tied up with string - Are not one of my favorite things, they are a right pain in the arse to open if you can't find your scissors
I saw the whole of the moon - Impossible
The sun always shines on TV - Not when my curtains are drawn
Small paper packages tied up with string - Are not one of my favorite things, they are a right pain in the arse to open if you can't find your scissors
Pevenseagull
meh
- Jul 20, 2003
- 20,715
"tonght there's gonna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town"
should be able to work out where without much thought
good job you're not the head of CID really
should be able to work out where without much thought
good job you're not the head of CID really
The Large One
Who's Next?
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
Not so much incorrect as unwise.
Hold your head up high
Not so much incorrect as unwise.
Da Man Clay
T'Blades
- Dec 16, 2004
- 16,286
Lights going out and a kick in the balls - thats entertainment.
Sorry Mr Weller but that is utter bollocks (pardon the pun) I really dont find that entertaining at all, nor do I expect many others to.
Sorry Mr Weller but that is utter bollocks (pardon the pun) I really dont find that entertaining at all, nor do I expect many others to.
Gazwag
5 millionth post poster
Its raining men - nope just water you silly bitches
The Large One
Who's Next?
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near
Is it because your coat is made of worms and Trill?
Every time you are near
Is it because your coat is made of worms and Trill?
Parson Henry
New member
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
[I can't recall Barry laughing at any time?]
Ok who wants to start on this one?
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
[I can't recall Barry laughing at any time?]
Ok who wants to start on this one?
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
Tribune Messala said:
For once we are as One Tribune
Hail