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[withdeanwombat]

"Authors,too.who once used better words

Now only use four letter words writing prose,

Anything goes."

Except,perhaps,my Peugeot 205 Junior Diesel.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

" Take good care of my baby,....don't you ever make her blue...."

One thinks slightly more care needed when interviewing for a baby sitter.

 

[The Large One]

"I Left My Heart, In San-Fran-Cisco......

......Well, you must be f***ing dead then.

I do prefer...

'I left my heart in Papworth General...'

 

[The Large One]

It's raining in my heart...


Michael Fish f***ed it up again, has he?

 

[Yorkie]

Moon Shadow

It's 4am in the morning.

When else would 4am be?

 

[Titanic]

I am fairly sure that if there were no possessions, countries or government there would not be a general sense of one-ness, it would be complete anarchy.

 

[Goodfella]

I am fairly sure that if there were no possessions, countries or government there would not be a general sense of one-ness, it would be complete anarchy.

What song are they from then

 

[Cian]

What song are they from then

Imagine by John Lennon - although not phrased quite like that

 

[Cian]

The entirity of "4am forever" (no its not, it'll be 4:01am a minute later...)

 

[Goodfella]

Imagine by John Lennon - although not phrased quite like that

Oh i see, silly me.

 

[ali jenkins]

"Michelle Kuipers, a former dutch marine (CHEF)"

Well acctually, he wasnt a chef, it was a rumor made up by Chippie in an interview with the Sports Argus!

 

[pasty]

I do prefer...

'I left my heart in Papworth General...'

When I was single and used to get shitfaced on a Friday before travelling up to away games, we had a version that went something like "I left my curry at Newport Pagnell"

 

[Yorkie]

"Michelle Kuipers, a former dutch marine (CHEF)"

Well acctually, he wasnt a chef, it was a rumor made up by Chippie in an interview with the Sports Argus!

I thought it was Dodge.

 

[ali jenkins]

I thought it was Dodge.

It might have been, I didnt read the interview when it started but i read the Kuipers one when he was asked if it was true!


I stand corrected!

 

[Yorkie]

It might have been, I didnt read the interview when it started but i read the Kuipers one when he was asked if it was true!


I stand corrected!

I'm not 100% sure but just thought it was Dodge. It may have been Chippy.

 

[ali jenkins]

I'm not 100% sure but just thought it was Dodge. It may have been Chippy.

Oh, this sounds like a mission for the...











A-TEAM!

 

[logan89]

The Nelly song, not sure which one, where it says:

"If this aint the truth, then hopefully its not a lie"

this one gets on my nerves.

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"Ebony & Ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh Lord, why can't we?"

Great songwriters Wonder & McCartny may be but i don't think they've quite grassped the logistics of this.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Papa don't preach
I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach
I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind
I'm keeping my baby
Oooh I'm gonna keep my baby
Yeah"

Hmmm, I think if you check the local records in Rwanda, you wrinkled old stegosaurus, you'll find it was someone else's baby.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

"Girls just wanna have fun"

"Boys boys boys/are looking for a good time"

Well if that was the case, none of us would have much time to spend on here.