Incorrect lyrics

[Dave the OAP]

Its raining men - nope just water you silly bitches

that is worthy of mr Meades_ball himself

 

[Da Man Clay]

Ah ah ah ah staying alive, staying alive.

Thats just a blatant lie isn't it Maurice.

 

[Parson Henry]

I think the Beach Boys were stretching it a bit.

Well, the girls can't stand her
'Cause she walks, looks, and drives like an ace, now.
She makes the Indy 500
Look like the Roman Chariot Race, now.

Perhaps The Prince of Hur disagrees?

 

[Trufflehound]

"Remember you're a Womble"?

Oi, Batt! I'm not f*cking Vinnie Jones...

 

[Trufflehound]

"Hello, Hello. Good to be back. Good to be back."

Is this REALLY how Gary Glitter feels each time he returns to his cell when his appeal is turned down?

 

[Gazwag]

Sorry seems to be the hardest word - Bollocks phenonemum is much harder you bald git

 

[Gazwag]

Let me entertain you - well Robbie I'm still waiting

 

[the wanderbus]

"There once was an ugly duckling
his feathers all matted and brown
& all the other birds
in so many words said
get out of town

it wasn't a duckling it was a cygnet & unless all the other birds were parrots they dont use words do they

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

96 degreeeeez in the shaaaaaade



in france?! are you sure MONSIEURS saian super crew?!

 

[Goodfella]

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

What exactly woud you come on, mr Glitter

 

[Marc]

that f***ing pathetic dance hit from the 90s, apologies if already posted but:

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle"

you're a f***ing WOMAN you blind BITCH meaning you'd be the QUEEN of the castle....DUMBASS

 

[Frutos]

It's only half-past twelve, but I don't care.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere

I'm sure time zones are divided by complete hours, not half hours, making the aforementioned statement impossible.

 

[Marc]

It's only half-past twelve, but I don't care.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere

I'm sure time zones are divided by complete hours, not half hours, making the aforementioned statement impossible.

incorrect, some places are done on half-hour basis, whether those times will fall in line is another working out matter I cant be arsed to do!

sorry for being PEDANTIC but anywa!
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

that f***ing pathetic dance hit from the 90s, apologies if already posted but:

"Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle"

you're a f***ing WOMAN you blind BITCH meaning you'd be the QUEEN of the castle....DUMBASS

More 90s shit, courtesy of Tamperer (who? ) vs Maya (who? )

'What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her'

Um, like a Chimney Crush Victim?

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

incorrect, some places are done on half-hour basis, whether those times will fall in line is another working out matter I cant be arsed to do!

sorry for being PEDANTIC but anywa!
http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/

Correct - I grew up in Adelaide, South Australia, which is half an hour behind the eastern states.

 

[Frutos]

Correct - I grew up in Adelaide, South Australia, which is half an hour behind the eastern states.

I stand corrected

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

"My baby takes the morning train,
he works from 9 to 5 & then....."

What kind of a mother is she?

 

[Goodfella]

"I Left My Heart, In San-Fran-Cisco......

......Well, you must be f***ing dead then.

 

[Trufflehound]

"My baby takes the morning train,
he works from 9 to 5 & then....."

What kind of a mother is she?

Indeed. The correct lyrics should be:

"My baby takes the morning train,
he works from 9 to 5 past & then spends the rest of the day on NSC..."

 

[Gazwag]

Indeed. The correct lyrics should be:

"My baby takes the morning train,
he works from 9 to 5 past & then spends the rest of the day on NSC..."

If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you

You stupid women Cher, if you could turn back time you would put ten grand on Greece to win the 2004 European Championships at the start of the qualifying rounds