I've been having trouble with my mother-in-law, and I was wondering if that particular cliche was widespread, so here's a simple poll - do you get on with both of your in-laws, neither of them, or okay with on but not the other.
My doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, 'Can I stay here for a few days?' I said, 'Of course you can.' And shut the door in her face.
Anyway we let her in at tea time and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”