Important question of the Day Part 1 - Janice Dickinson

[Uncle Spielberg]

She is 53, mad as a box of Hares and 90% plastic and has slept with 1000 men but the burning question that DEMANDS to be answered is:

Would you

That is all.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Possibly, if I were very very drunk. If I were sober, it would never happen as I would be TOO SCARED of her!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

she is quite scary

 

[The Large One]

Only if I could have a bucket to catch her melting drips.

 

[Dr Q]

Have to admit, I'd never heard of her. Shes bloody annoying, but probably after a bottle of scotch ... maybe?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yes, sober, novelty value.

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Of course!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

I can't believe this bird is faring better than Celine Dion did on a similar poll yesterday! There is no accounting for taste.

 

[Scotty Mac]

no way - id rather do rodney marsh

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

after 1000 men it would be probably be similar to a mini driving through Southwick Tunnel

 

[Pavilionaire]

Or throwing a sausage up Tongdean Lane...

 

[The Large One]

Or nobbing a very large, cavernous fanny with a normal-sized cock.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Is that plastic as well? Sounds like I'd be better off with a melon or a vulcanised flange...

 

[The Large One]

To be honest, Polythene Pam and Vinyl Vera would do much the same job, but a lot quieter.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Or nobbing a very large, cavernous fanny with a normal-sized cock.

does a thousand fucks by different willys make your fanny more cavenous than a thousand fucks by one willy?

 

[Badger]

Who is she?

 

[Scotty Mac]

or a rat down the mersey tunnel

 

[hans kraay fan club]

does a thousand fucks by different willys make your fanny more cavenous than a thousand fucks by one willy?

It does if she had them all at the same time.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

http://search.live.com/images/results.aspx?q=janice dickinson&FORM=BIRE

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

It does if she had them all at the same time.

old one but a beauty.....

man walks into a chemist.....

"can I have nine hundred and ninety nine condoms please?"

female assistant

"f*** me"

Man

"ok, make it a thousand then love...."