Imagine you are Lewis Dunk...

[Perkino]

Whilst sitting on the bench at Huddersfield and seeing the boys go 1-0 up in the first minute what would be your next thoughts

 

[Prince Monolulu]

....hope for 2 - 0?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Lets make it 2-0?

 

[BrianWade4]

I must sign a contract extension as we're going up.....

 

[tinx]

Or more likely, results don't matter, I'll be doubling my salary soon when I move clubs. Show me the money!!!!

 

[portslade seagull]

Whats the Fulham score, hope they don't lose two in a row

 

[WhingForPresident]

Whats the Fulham score, hope they don't lose two in a row

They're away at Hull tomorrow, tough game.

 

[Stuart Munday]

Whilst sitting on the bench at Huddersfield and seeing the boys go 1-0 up in the first minute what would be your next thoughts

If he is a typical footballer wondering what new car to buy with all the extra money that will be coming in.

 

[Hillian1]

Imagine being Tommy Elphick having just been released, consigned to the scrap heap.

 

[TottonSeagull]

Whilst sitting on the bench at Huddersfield and seeing the boys go 1-0 up in the first minute what would be your next thoughts

I'll be considerably richer than you lot in a few days time!

 

[severnside gull]

Imagine being Tommy Elphick having just been released, consigned to the scrap heap.

That was Gary.
We got a fee of £175K for Tommy plus sell-ons I believe

 

[Hillian1]

That was Gary.
We got a fee of £175K for Tommy plus sell-ins I believe

Did we?

God I need to stop drinking.

 

[Juan Albion]

Lewis who?

 

[Wrong-Direction]

What car will I buy on Sunday?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

I imagine he's got this image in his head, only with his face on it.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

I'll be considerably richer than you lot in a few days time!

There is a gigantic difference between earning a great deal of money and being rich - Marlene Dietrich

 

[AmexRuislip]

What car will I buy on Sunday?

I know, I will have some of John Terrys sloppy seconds
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...TWO-cars-ahead-new-Premier-League-season.html

 

[royceyboy]

Has anyone heard any more news on Dunk?? Has there been any further offers?

 

[OzMike]

Why the f*** has he put me on this bench, should give this seat to a player who gives a s***.

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

Sprechen Sie diese, Uwe, you bloody kraut.