Imagine you are Lewis Dunk...

[RM-Taylor]

That I should start on Saturday with Uwe in central defence.

 

[spence]

Would love to see Dunk back alongside Greer and drop Bong for Rosenior

...............Stockdale
Bruno....Greer ...Dunk.....Rosenior



That looks far more solid

 

[Eeyore]

Has anyone heard any more news on Dunk?? Has there been any further offers?

Reports of a £5m bid circulating, but I can't find a credible root of the source.

 

[Justice]

Reports of a £5m bid circulating, but I can't find a credible root of the source.

Lot of money for a player who tried to do keepy uppies on the goal line at Anfield.

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Sprechen Sie diese, Uwe, you bloody kraut.

I've been a bit of a lurker for the past few months, but is it safe to say you've gone slightly more mental since I've been away?

 

[AlbionPics&SouthCoastTwit]

I've been a bit of a lurker for the past few months, but is it safe to say you've gone slightly more mental since I've been away?

No, I've always been a twit and I'm not afraid to say it.

 

[Giraffe]

I would imagine he is thinking that when he moves he will be able to afford that nose job that he has always wanted to stop people calling him Neal from Inbetweeners.