I'm turning Japanese...

[Bozza]

...I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Despite my affinity for sushi, the above statement is not probably true.

But if you weren't English (yes, I know a few of you freaks aren't already), which nationality would you like to be? And why?

GO!

 

[Brighton till i die]

buddah

 

[Parson Henry]

...I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Despite my affinity for sushi, the above statement is not probably true.

But if you weren't English (yes, I know a few of you freaks aren't already), which nationality would you like to be? And why?

GO!

Brazilian...

(Without rucksack in Stockwell mind)

For those babes I se at the footiie games.

 

[bhaexpress]

Canadian, just because I'd love to live there.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Eskimo

 

[Brighton till i die]

Canadian, just because I'd love to live there.

lived there for a few months over xmas mate - trust me - its f***ing freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezin!

 

[Basil Fawlty]

French

 

[CHAPPERS]

Pakislavian.

 

[Vlad the Impala]

...I think I'm turning Japanese

Pardon my cheek, but doesn't that mean you are having a wank ?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Firstly, I wouldn't want to be anything else.

But having to choose, it would probably be the French, who in many ways have the same completely over-inflated idea of their own importance as the English, which is why we don't get on. If you were one of them, maybe it would be better than visiting the rude bastards.

Plus the language is widely spoken elsewhere in the world, they have good grub and vino, and you can windsurf and ski about an hour apart.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd like to be from Atlantis. I want flippers like a lobster-boy.

 

[bhaexpress]

lived there for a few months over xmas mate - trust me - its f***ing freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezin!

I've been there mid winter and I know but at least they know how to deal with cold wether which is something we don't. I have to admit tat virtually all ythe living members of my family are born and bred there.

Canadians, unlike Americans, can tell the difference between an English and an Australian accent too. (I was called French in Akansas once).

 

[Normal Rob]

swedish - for reasons that will be obvious to many...

 

[bhaexpress]

swedish - for reasons that will be obvious to many...

What ? The country with the highest suicide rate in the world ? They do make good cars though.

 

[Bozza]

I'm not sitting at my desk having a wank. I'm not quite that bored yet. Not like yesterday afternoon anyway.

 

[magoo]

I'd like to be from Atlantis. I want flippers like a lobster-boy.

No matter what you write it just makes me chuckle for some reason.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Austrian.

Fabulous country, really nice people, superb food., great weather summer and winter.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Austrian.

Fabulous country, really nice people, superb food., great weather summer and winter.

They speak German Dave.

 

[bhaexpress]

Austrian.

Fabulous country, really nice people, superb food., great weather summer and winter.

Adolf Hitler was Austrian .......

 

[Gazwag]

They speak German Dave.

You're a fine one to speak you want to be FRENCH