I'm inspired today!

[Super Steve Earle]

Not one, but two new songs for Izquierdo:

Remember this one with just a little tweak?

'When the ball hits the net like a fu*%ing rocket, Iss-key-air-dough'

or to the tune of Guantanamera (as per the usual chant)

'One Iss-key-air-dough, there's only one Iss-key-air-dough
One Iss-key-air-dough, there's only one Iss-key-air-dough'.

God, I'm clever

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Or:

"Jose Izquierdo" to the tune of Seven Nation Army

Or:

"Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose, Jose Iz-qui-er-do" to the tune of No Limit

Beat that, you lot.

 

[Nixonator]

Anything but the No Limit one please.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

How about:

"Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo
Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo
Jo Jo Jo Jo Jo Jose Iz-qui-er-do"

To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough?

I'm on fire!!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Jose Iz, Jose Iz, Jose Iz, Jose Iz

Drinking pints of aguardiente, Jose Iz.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Jose Iz, Jose Iz, Jose Iz, Jose Iz

Drinking pints of aguardiente, Jose Iz.

I don't know the tune?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

I don't know the tune?

The Beatles hit, Mark McGhee.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Which Beatles hit? Hum it for me if you can't remember, I know most Beatles tunes.

 

[West Upper Seagull]

To the tune of 'come on and do the conga':

Doo doo doo Jose Iz-kee-er-do

Repeat !

 

[Wellesley]

D. I. S. C. O

 

[Me and my Monkey]

D. I. S. C. O

Not enough vowels.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Anything but the No Limit one please.

 

[Wellesley]

Not enough vowels.

 

[Me and my Monkey]

I didn't mean vowel, but I can't remember the word I do mean. i.e. "D.I.S.C.O." and "Jo.Se.Iz.Qui.Er". See what I mean? No room for "Do".

 

[Wellesley]

I didn't mean vowel, but I can't remember the word I do mean. i.e. "D.I.S.C.O." and "Jo.Se.Iz.Qui.Er". See what I mean? No room for "Do".

Jo-se-iz-quier-do.

Prefer Fozzies old 'Izquierdo my Lord. '

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Jo-se-iz-quier-do.

Prefer Fozzies old 'Izquierdo my Lord. '

Is it Izqui-AIR-do, or Iz-KEER-do, though?

 

[Dick Swiveller]

In honour of Adrie

Iz-quiair-do-do-do, chase a cockney up a tree.

 

[Wellesley]

Is it Izqui-AIR-do, or Iz-KEER-do, though?

I don't feel comfortable discussing this any further. I'm a middle aged man.

 

[twickers]

To the tune of Guantanamera:

Dwamena, Raphael Dwanamena

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

There is just no way you'll stop Jose
La la la la la la la la la

(Tune: Do you know the way to San Jose?)

Job done.