I'm generally a mild-mannered bloke, but...

[Tooting Gull]

...if anyone around me produces a clacker tonight there will be trouble. Just saying.

#bantheclackers

 

[ofco8]

and if the guy who sits near me produces his smelly f***s all nights, there will be trouble. Oops, just remembered that's me!!!!

 

[seagull_in_malaysia]

and if the guy who sits near me produces his smelly f***s all nights, there will be trouble. Oops, just remembered that's me!!!!

You sure it's not the OP, "Tooting" gull?