[Albion] I'm a Korean Albion fan, about Hee-chan Hwang and Korea

[Herr Tubthumper]

For a moment I thought that was a recent 1901 offering from [MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION]

Ha ha. I wish!

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

According to The Athletic, Brighton are firmly interested in South Korean Red Bull Salzburg forward Hee-chan Hwang.

As a South Korean, I'm thrilled to see this come, but quite worried about the pressure on his shoulder if he really comes at 27m.

Any question about Hwang and Korea I'll try to get the proper answer.

Some things you might be interested.

- He is Single, Unmarried. In South Korea, people normally get married at least after 30.

- Wolves seem to lose interest, but still have chance

- If he comes, a lot of South Korean flags would be seen in the AMEX, just like spurs. You couldn't see a lot of them in Newcastle ( Ki Sung-Yueng was a rotation member last season ), but this is a diffrent case. Korean fans have high hopes for him now

- Korean fans refer him as a ' Bull. ' Related to his play style.

- He humilated Van Dijk at Champions League, Beating him 1 on 1 and scoring right away

- You CAN'T expect marketing profit. They tend to spend very prudently.

- Not all Koreans eat dog. Actually It's hard to find one eating dog in the young generation. So don't discriminate.

- He originally had to head back to korea and go through the 2 year military service that all Korean Men has to, but he has been exempted by winning the asian game gold medal.

- South Korea is safer then most of the countries in the world, hang out 4 in the morning in a dark alley no prob. The people my age dosen't want to reunite with North Korea because of diffrence of living standards and Kim-Jong un's fat belly.

I like you. Excellent work and welcome to NSC.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I've been looking for a dark alley to safely hang out in at 4 in the morning. Thanks for the tip.

I’m normally after a little bit of danger when I go hanging around in dark alleys at 4 in the morning.

 

[dazzer6666]

Outstanding first thread, welcome [MENTION=40655]KoreanSeagull[/MENTION]
Hope at least some of the puerile attempts at humour are understood....[emoji23][emoji23]
[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is there a ‘Best New Poster of the Year’ prize ?

 

[seagull 1979]

hwang hwang
wherever you may be.
You eat dogs in your own country
but it could have been worse
you could have been palace
eating shit from a tramps undies.

�� ��

 

[Wilko]

How about:

Hwang Hwang
Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But if could be worse
Your could be playing for the scum
Eating shit from a hobo's bum

Hwang Hwang
Wherever you may be
You eat dogs in your own country
But if could be worse
You could be scum
Fingering your mum
For a bit of fun

What?

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

I once knew a Korean who ate dog in dark alley's at 4 a.m.

Was 4am too late for you?

Principles


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[Jim Van Winkle]

I heard back then we opened love hotels, temples and saunas for overflowing foreigners, but first time hearing an actual story from a foreigner ! the love hotels cost no more than 25 pound these days so still cheap , but the facillities are better now


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I am glad this thread has a happy ending

 

[portslade seagull]

Outstanding first thread, welcome [MENTION=40655]KoreanSeagull[/MENTION]
Hope at least some of the puerile attempts at humour are understood....[emoji23][emoji23]
[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] is there a ‘Best New Poster of the Year’ prize ?

I'd like to 2nd this. Welcome to club seagulls KS

 

[jessiejames]

- Not all Koreans eat dog.


Excellent , sign him up .

Might change their minds once they have tried the Steak and ale pie.

 

[super-seagulls]

Yeah...sort of lost interest.

Nothing rhymes with Palace.

Piss?

 

[NooBHA]

According to The Athletic, Brighton are firmly interested in South Korean Red Bull Salzburg forward Hee-chan Hwang.

As a South Korean, I'm thrilled to see this come, but quite worried about the pressure on his shoulder if he really comes at 27m.

Any question about Hwang and Korea I'll try to get the proper answer.

Some things you might be interested.

- He is Single, Unmarried. In South Korea, people normally get married at least after 30.

- Wolves seem to lose interest, but still have chance

- If he comes, a lot of South Korean flags would be seen in the AMEX, just like spurs. You couldn't see a lot of them in Newcastle ( Ki Sung-Yueng was a rotation member last season ), but this is a diffrent case. Korean fans have high hopes for him now

- Korean fans refer him as a ' Bull. ' Related to his play style.

- He humilated Van Dijk at Champions League, Beating him 1 on 1 and scoring right away

- You CAN'T expect marketing profit. They tend to spend very prudently.

- Not all Koreans eat dog. Actually It's hard to find one eating dog in the young generation. So don't discriminate.

- He originally had to head back to korea and go through the 2 year military service that all Korean Men has to, but he has been exempted by winning the asian game gold medal.

- South Korea is safer then most of the countries in the world, hang out 4 in the morning in a dark alley no prob. The people my age dosen't want to reunite with North Korea because of diffrence of living standards and Kim-Jong un's fat belly.

I think the good members of NSC would like you to go on an ''Undercover Secret Mission''

You are to enter North Korea under the cover of darkness. Your mission is to establish whether Kim-Jong un's fat belly is due to eating dog. - Once you have accomplished you mission you will be presented with your ''NSC Membership Card'' Please send the following

1. Two Passport sized photos
2. Set of fingerprints
3. DNA sample
4. Urine and stool sample

And finally

5. Details of your ITK contact at the Amex

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

I hear Das Reich fancies the odd Korean.

The odder the better...

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

What a great thread for a change