I'm a Celeb....bestest BINT in the jungle

[Easy 10]

Can't see anywhere discussing this yet, which has left me MILDLY surprised. Anyway, this years eye candy is (of course) NO MATCH for the visual FEAST of series 7 and Myleene in her white bikini. But we do have three PRESENTABLE slabs of bintage in the jungle this year. I am of course omitting Martina Navratilova from the poll being as she is basically a man (and appears to have got completely the wrong end of the stick when she was told about there being "bushtucker" trials). Esther Rantzen is also absent through reasons of decency and taste. So who, out of these remaining filthy fillys, would you least object to sharing a damp sleeping bag with ? Feel free to post your own pics to jsutify your selection.

Carly ZUCKER

Nicola McLEAN

Dani BEHR

 

[Brighton till i die]

nuff eye candy for next 3 weeks - was eggstremely impressed with the tits on show last night!

 

[clippedgull]

People watch this shit?

 

[countrygull]

An Esther/John Sergeant double at 100-1.

 

[JJ McClure]

McLean. Cracking norks.

 

[MattBackHome]

DB by a MILE. Utter depravity. Like ancient Rome.

 

[Easy 10]

McLean. Cracking norks.

Far too plastic for my liking. Like a couple of oranges on an ironing board.
After due consideration, I've gone for ZUCKER and her more natural curves.

 

[bright1064]

Good call Easy!

I'd go for Dani Behr, because she looks like a DIRTBAG.

 

[coventrygull]

An Esther/John Sergeant double at 100-1.

Is that for real

 

[hans kraay fan club]

ZUCKER all the way...

 

[bright1064]

ZUCKER all the way...

That's more like it Hans, you have SWAYED me.

In fairness to her royal WAGNESS, Easy didn't post the best picture of her for the poll. The only redeeming feature was the ERECT joggers nipples

 

[Simster]

Zucker. Even though I've never heard of her.

 

[Hiney]

Behr

VINTAGE

Although I am slightly reserving JUDGEMENT until they get under the shower. That will sort the wheat from the CHAFF

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Although I am slightly reserving JUDGEMENT until they get under the shower. That will sort the wheat from the CHAFF

*cough* [McLean 'does a Myleene']

 

[Easy 10]

That's more like it Hans, you have SWAYED me.

In fairness to her royal WAGNESS, Easy didn't post the best picture of her for the poll. The only redeeming feature was the ERECT joggers nipples

As stated, you are quite at liberty to post some Carlys to justify your choice
(I think she looks quite RAVISHING in that pic btw.....)

 

[bright1064]

As stated, you are quite at liberty to post some Carlys to justify your choice

Sorry Easy.

If I'm honest I didn't read a WORD of what you said

I read the thread title, and then...looked at the pics...and that was about it!

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

Don't know these ladies but can see that McLean has had her assets enhanced. Always a turn off. Whereas the first one looks au naturelle. So she gets the vote.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I'm not that enamoured as prefer the "girl next door" looks to these footballer fucktoys.

 

[Walkers Cajun Squirrel]

Based on them pics BEHR. Based on other pics ZUCKER

 

[Elder for England]

ZUCKER all the way...

That's not Carly Zucker it's Keeley Hazel.