If you were introducing a NSC member to your partner....

[greyseagull]

how would you do it and what would be the first thing you say to them (them being your partner)?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Mrs Pavilionaire - Spun Cuppa. Spun Cuppa - my wife.

 

[fat old seagull]

Mrs Fat Old Seagull - Pavilionaire. Pavilionaire - My Mum...... Ouch!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Poppet put the pepper spay down,he's just one of the nsc blokes

 

[Goldstone1976]

Darling, meet Return of the Rev. He's known in the office as Paul Barber....

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I've posted this on here before. Older members may like to look away now...

I once had the misfortune to be present at the Brewery Tap when an NSC member introduced two other NSC members to each other. I will shudder at the memory until my dying day. Introduction went as follows:

'Kinky Gerbil, this is AJ's Love Monkey'

The horror! The horror! :shudder:

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Run away, run away........

 

[vulture]

Tsb he has the perfect face for radio.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I was once sitting in my seat at Kenilworth Road, waiting for the game against Luton to start, when a chap settled down in the seat next to me and uttered the words "Hove Born and Bred ... Good to meet you". Fortunately, Lady Bracknell was there, to remind me of her mother's sound advice ... Never speak to anyone you haven't been formally introduced to.

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

Find out their real name and introduce them like a normal person would.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Tell the wife to give them the correct number for the samaritans before hanging up

 

[Adders1]

I introduced @bhafc4eva to my new girlfriend back in 2004, and the first thing he said to her was 'what did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for christmas?'

Absolute legend.

 

[bhafc4eva]

I introduced @bhafc4eva to my new girlfriend back in 2004, and the first thing he said to her was 'what did the deaf dumb and blind kid get for christmas?'

Absolute legend.

Oops remember that one. Still reckon I was doing the best wingman role. It obviously worked.