[Misc] If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

[OzMike]

A wolf, as I am very instinctive.

 

[nordicgod]

As we were walking up through Revelstoke in Canada a few hours ago we came across a brown bear on the path , god they move quick and are quite large and quite scary so that’s what I would be lol

 

[Taybha]

Probably a African Swallow with unlimited access to weighing scales and worldwide roaming data.

 

[Red Squirrel]

A flying squirrel, so I don't have to bounce everywhere.

 

[Randy McNob]

A giant panda. They are treated better than most humans

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

A chimpanzee so I could sit in a tyre and wank at milfs when they walk past and they would point at me and find it funny, but this time I would not end up on the register and have to wear a tag.

Regards
DF

 

[Perfidious Albion]

An elephant…. Big enough to do want I want , live in the tropics , do nobody any harm but look out for yourself if you cross me !

 

[Worried Man Blues]

A Sloth, now go away and leave me alone

 

[highflyer]

Giraffe. Obviously.

Bit of a stretch maybe, but any excuse for a bit of This Country, and this scene has always tickled me for some.reason.