If you were ADOLF HITLER...

[hans kraay fan club]

and were watching this World Cup [from your secret bunker on the moon, or whatever] then how would you feel about the Fatherlands 4-0 drubbing of Australia?

Would you DELIGHT in the skills and supremacy of the Reich?

or would you be GUTTED, that this success was built on the contribution of TURKS, POLES and DARK CHAPS?

 

[Danny-Boy]

and were watching this World Cup [from your secret bunker on the moon, or whatever] then how would you feel about the Fatherlands 4-0 drubbing of Australia?

Would you DELIGHT in the skills and supremacy of the Reich?

or would you be GUTTED, that this success was built on the contribution of TURKS, POLES and DARK CHAPS?

I'd be saying "Cracking Cheese, Goering"...

 

[Easy 10]

Only those of pure Aryan race would be worthy to represent the Fatherland. Gutted ? He'd gas that team in the dressing room

 

[hans kraay fan club]

They need a GYPSY winger, GAY centre-back, and a DISABLED midfield enfocer, to properly complete the squad.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

They need a GYPSY winger, GAY centre-back, and a DISABLED midfield enfocer, to properly complete the squad.

Does mentally disabled count?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Does mentally disabled count?

Yes, I would think so.

 

[Simster]

Does mentally disabled count?

Too bad TIM HOWARD isn't German really.

ARSE! FüCKSTICK!

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

They need a GYPSY winger, GAY centre-back, and a DISABLED midfield enfocer, to properly complete the squad.

They're not Palace.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Excellent call SIM. Tourettes, AND he's a bit TAN. Shoe-in.

 

[mr sheen]

How come some countries are fatherlands, and some motherlands? How can you tell them apart?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

If the rumours are true about Bolton being after Hunt they would fit the bill.

Cahill is a bit disabled
Taylor is a massive gay
Hunt could be the Gypsy, If not Weiss is from Slovakia so he could cover that one
They have plenty of blacks
They have a Joey ( O'Brian)
And a Jew in Cohen
Plus a dirty Omani

 

[8ace]

Shirley you'd want at least a couple of Red Sea Pedestrians in the side

 

[Tooting Gull]

I'd be pleased with Goebbels efforts in FIFA HQ.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sorry, you've gone too far now.

A JEW? No way is THAT gonna happen.

 

[Gwylan]

and were watching this World Cup [from your secret bunker on the moon, or whatever]...

I'd be too busy celebrating the fact that I was still alive at 121

 

[hans kraay fan club]

They could get Freddie Eastwood to go up front. He's not ACTUALLY German, obviously, but that doesn't appear to overly bother them.

 

[skipper734]

This is his real beef with the WC.


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[Dick Knights Mumm]

I think he'd be celebrating Argentina's win.

 

[Boris Yeltsin]

How come some countries are fatherlands, and some motherlands? How can you tell them apart?

Good question. Just did a search on Wikipedia.

Fatherland is the nation of one's "fathers", "forefathers" or "patriarchs". It can be viewed as a nationalist concept, insofar as it relates to nations.

Groups that refer to their native country as a "fatherland" (or rather, the most corresponding term to the English word in their languages), or, arguably, associate it primarily with paternal concepts.

Motherland may refer to a mother country, i.e. the place of one's birth, the place of origin of an ethnic group or immigrant, or a Metropole in contrast to its colonies.

Motherland may be synonymous with the concept of fatherland, although carrying different psychological and cultural associations. From the earliest of times the Earth, and thereby the land, usually was depicted as a mother.

Among the earliest of human records, the Ancient Egyptians began the tradition of describing their country as a motherland. Even today, often the imagery or personification of a country depicts the gender of the concept for each. Languages usually display the gender differences of the concept in most countries.

 

[bhaexpress]

If I was Adolf Hitler I'd be more concerned about being circumcised.