If YOU Played for the Albion, How Much Do You Think You Will Get FINED

[Mendoza]

The rules set by Adams, the money collected by Forster

:yahoo:

 

[clippedgull]

Farting or burping within earshot of Gaffa! £1

 

[strings]

Sub standard/not producing Birthday cakes £5

 

[fosters headband]

Not turning up for training it's cheaper

 

[Man of Harveys]

It's very funny but I can't help but wish there were ones like "Mindless hoof to no-one in particular from the back £1" or "Crapping yourself instead of just shooting when in front of goal £1"

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Spelling "Gaffer" incorrectly in official documentation: £5

 

[Race]

At those prices, that would be for the youth team

 

[bristolseagull]

being perpetually toilet £1

 

[Braders]

being stupid : £1

 

[ali jenkins]

At those prices, that would be for the youth team

How much is the fine for the first team then Race?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i'd be f***ing FLAIR so i'd probably do all of them just to be AWKWARD and therefore FLAIR

 

[Man of Harveys]

The BURPING one would bankrupt me within a fortnight

 

[Simster]

"Boots worn in office areas"

Has the club got an office then? Sounds like the sort of basic that we lack, meaning we end up with fuckwitts like Ken Brown being employed at the club.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my fave is

"going into ken's room without permission"

creates scenes of him constantly being 'interupted'

"NOOO DON'T COME IN I'M BUSY DON'T COM....WHAT DID I JUST SAY...."

 

[skipper734]

What does. Failing to inform Ken about trialists £5 mean. Bit harsh.

 

[Monkster]

They would make a MINT from this place....

 

[drew]

If I played for the Albion it should be the manager who should be fined if not sacked because I'm too old with two knackered knees and would last a lot less than Hinshelwood did in his previous appearance before last night!!!

 

[Monkster]

Being Adam Virgo - Priceless

 

[Mendoza]

It's very funny but I can't help but wish there were ones like "Mindless hoof to no-one in particular from the back £1" or "Crapping yourself instead of just shooting when in front of goal £1"

if that was put in place, we would make so much money that we could BUY Clive Platt

 

[maffew]

you get fined for stitching people up? harsh