If you need cheering up

[Alan Cundle]

If you're feeling sad this Christmas, just remember; someone, somewhere will be receiving a Palace shirt for Christmas.

 

[Soulman]

And think of this poor little girl..........

"I've found your hamster," I told my daughter over the phone.

"You're a hero!" she screamed, "Thank you so much. Can you put him back in my cage for me?"

I said, "Of course. I just need to get him out of the hoover first though."

 

[drew]

If you're feeling sad this Christmas, just remember; someone, somewhere will be receiving a Palace shirt for Christmas.

It's not the fact that they receive a shirt that is sad, it is the fact that they probably wanted one!

 

[Justice]

Dear Santa

I would like some shit for Christmas.

Yours
Nigel

Puzzled Santa has a quick Google and decides on a Palace shirt Ho Ho Ho

 

[studio150]

Given the largest catchment area in the world I suspect there may be a lot of full kit Nigels tomorrow. If by some miracle they have partners nor sure the mrs would class that as sexy gear

 

[Hampster Gull]

Who would be that cruel.

 

[Return of the Rev]

A late contender for the most childish thread of the year

 

[Mr Bridger]

Always room for this chrissy present for the little'uns

 

[Se20]

It still hurts don't it !
Merry Christmas