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Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
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[19-02-08, 00:15] The Complete Badger it just came to me
[19-02-08, 00:15] Withdean Wanderer well there isn't much to choose from really
[19-02-08, 00:15] Withdean Wanderer BAG?
[19-02-08, 00:15] The Complete Badger what?
[19-02-08, 00:15] Withdean Wanderer not a fan?
[19-02-08, 00:15] Withdean Wanderer Ben Andrews Girlfriend
[19-02-08, 00:16] The Complete Badger i was thinking more along MALE lines
[19-02-08, 00:16] Withdean Wanderer f*** me, whatever happened to ben andrews
[19-02-08, 00:16] Withdean Wanderer although that's a different subject entirely
[19-02-08, 00:16] Withdean Wanderer MALE? are you suggesting i'm QUEER?
[19-02-08, 00:16] Withdean Wanderer Ginger Simon isn't bad for a ginger i suppose
[19-02-08, 00:17] The Complete Badger our trio of favourite men must feature highly - ALAN, SIMON, and IAN
[19-02-08, 00:17] Withdean Wanderer i wonder what Bens Grandad is like. GILF?
[19-02-08, 00:17] Withdean Wanderer Alan is a DOG
[19-02-08, 00:17] The Complete Badger and yes, i am suggesting you're very much a gayer
[19-02-08, 00:17] Withdean Wanderer Ian isn't bad for his age
[19-02-08, 00:17] The Complete Badger i reckon alan is quite charming
[19-02-08, 00:17] Withdean Wanderer twat
[19-02-08, 00:18] Withdean Wanderer doesn't mean i'd want him to put my balls in his mouth!
[19-02-08, 00:18] The Complete Badger ian must be into his 40's, he's not bad, and quite a snappy dressed based on the two occasions i have seen him!
[19-02-08, 00:18] Withdean Wanderer he's married though
[19-02-08, 00:19] The Complete Badger if you were to put your balls in alans mouth, would you prefer him with beard or not?
[19-02-08, 00:19] Withdean Wanderer and looks like a dork in El Pres's avatar
[19-02-08, 00:19] Withdean Wanderer oh, with a beard, definitely
[19-02-08, 00:19] Withdean Wanderer Bearded Al
[19-02-08, 00:19] The Complete Badger so? i'm sure mrs hine would lend him to us for one night only
[19-02-08, 00:19] The Complete Badger big gay al - what a man
[19-02-08, 00:20] The Complete Badger so what would you rate them as in a 1,2, and 3 listing?
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer Ginger Simon
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer Ian
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer Big Al
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer you?
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer it's rare to find fit gingers
[19-02-08, 00:20] Withdean Wanderer so good old HKFC wins
[19-02-08, 00:21] The Complete Badger i'd swap ian and our simon
[19-02-08, 00:21] The Complete Badger marry, shag, and kill
[19-02-08, 00:21] Withdean Wanderer conference for Al then
[19-02-08, 00:21] The Complete Badger who would be which?
[19-02-08, 00:22] Withdean Wanderer marry Ian (on grounds that he actually HAS a sense of humour)
[19-02-08, 00:22] Withdean Wanderer shag ginger simon, if only because he's a fit ginger
[19-02-08, 00:22] Withdean Wanderer shoot al, cause he's a ****
[19-02-08, 00:22] Withdean Wanderer you?
[19-02-08, 00:22] The Complete Badger why do you think it is that no fit girls support brighton?
[19-02-08, 00:23] Withdean Wanderer dunno, what about yorkie....
[19-02-08, 00:23] The Complete Badger i hate to be boring, but i'd probably agree with you again
[19-02-08, 00:23] The Complete Badger yeh, i bet she was "a girl" in her time
[19-02-08, 00:23] Withdean Wanderer i mean, there are a few you see at games
[19-02-08, 00:23] The Complete Badger seen more cockends than weekends i bet
[19-02-08, 00:23] Withdean Wanderer just sadly not on nsc
[19-02-08, 00:24] The Complete Badger i wonder if theres a real fitty out there who hasnt revealed herself
[19-02-08, 00:24] Withdean Wanderer dunno about that
[19-02-08, 00:24] Withdean Wanderer LUSH is not bad for an older woman actually
[19-02-08, 00:24] The Complete Badger and more importantly, whether she fancies getting to know a couple of overweight saddo's who spend their nights on nsc, msn, and facebook!
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer yeah i reckon there might be
[19-02-08, 00:25] The Complete Badger havent a clue who that is
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer let's face it, if there is a fitty she doesn't reveal it because she KNOWS she'll have everyone after her
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer including us, incidently
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer the overweight saddo's that we are
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer thanks Thomas
[19-02-08, 00:25] Withdean Wanderer love you too
[19-02-08, 00:26] The Complete Badger yeh we'll be all over her facebook like a jew over a fiver
[19-02-08, 00:26] Withdean Wanderer without shadow of a doubt
[19-02-08, 00:27] The Complete Badger didnt you say RACE was a bit of a fitty?
[19-02-08, 00:27] Withdean Wanderer that was you.
[19-02-08, 00:27] The Complete Badger youre the one who's facebook friends with her!
[19-02-08, 00:27] Withdean Wanderer shit, bag is online
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer i hope she doesn't come in here
[19-02-08, 00:28] The Complete Badger ive only seen one photo, and it was when butters played for portsmouth!!
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer ha
[19-02-08, 00:28] The Complete Badger why?
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer because i just said she wasn't bad
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer actually, i can get away with that
[19-02-08, 00:28] The Complete Badger i doubt she spends her night in chatrooms with pricks like us anyway
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer it's not like i was particularly graphic
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer she's spending her evening on NSC
[19-02-08, 00:28] Withdean Wanderer dream woman i say!
[19-02-08, 00:29] The Complete Badger yeah i suppose
[19-02-08, 00:29] The Complete Badger haha!
[19-02-08, 00:29] The Complete Badger lets ask her out
[19-02-08, 00:29] The Complete Badger we could take her on a date to an internet cafe
[19-02-08, 00:30] Withdean Wanderer yep, give her SEVERAL pokings on facebook
[19-02-08, 00:30] The Complete Badger what girl could resist that
[19-02-08, 00:33] The Complete Badger so if you could spend an evening with any one nsc poster, who would it be?
[19-02-08, 00:34] Withdean Wanderer i'd like to see what al has to say for himself
[19-02-08, 00:34] Withdean Wanderer but meeting crocdonilson might be fun
[19-02-08, 00:35] The Complete Badger oh yeh great shout
[19-02-08, 00:35] The Complete Badger he sounds FANTASTIC
[19-02-08, 00:35] The Complete Badger do you think he actually is brian barwick?
[19-02-08, 00:35] Withdean Wanderer no, he's a windup
[19-02-08, 00:35] Withdean Wanderer blatently
[19-02-08, 00:36] Withdean Wanderer who would your evening be with?
[19-02-08, 00:36] The Complete Badger im not sure, i think he's a sad old git who actually loves barwick for some unknown reason
[19-02-08, 00:36] The Complete Badger my evening would be with..... yorkie
[19-02-08, 00:37] The Complete Badger come on, its the obvious answer
[19-02-08, 00:37] The Complete Badger i'd pay money to spend a night in that house
[19-02-08, 00:39] Withdean Wanderer and who knows what you might get up to! But on that note, i must be off to bed. Goodnight sir! X
[19-02-08, 00:40] The Complete Badger ta ra potter x

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Bad Ash

Unregistered User
Jul 18, 2003
1,905
Housewares
I seriously hope they'd both been drinking last night, but even then...:shrug:

Why are half the young men on this board obsessed with talking about how much they'd like to mate with one another when in fact they're probably more scared of sex with men than they are of sex with girls?
 














SULLY COULDNT SHOOT

Loyal2Family+Albion!
Sep 28, 2004
11,344
Izmir, Southern Turkey
Hey! Where's the list of people who have read this thread ghone? Then I'd know if Complete Badger has looked at this and slunk away embarrassed :lol:
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
I seriously hope they'd both been drinking last night, but even then...:shrug:

Why are half the young men on this board obsessed with talking about how much they'd like to mate with one another when in fact they're probably more scared of sex with men than they are of sex with girls?

Poor Withdean Wander, not only has anger management issues and teenage depression issues, it also appears he has alcohol issues and sexual identity issues...

BLESS.
 


Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
57,295
Back in Sussex
Hey! Where's the list of people who have read this thread ghone? Then I'd know if Complete Badger has looked at this and slunk away embarrassed :lol:

I still get it. As of now...

Alex, Alex Dawson oo! oo!, ATFC Seagull, Bad Ash, Badger, Barnet Seagull, Barrel of Fun, bhafc4eva, Boroseagull, Bozza, bright1064, bristolseagull, Buzzer, Cabby, captainmorganrum, Chabal, ChapmansThe Saviour, Citrus in Sheffield, cjd, clippedgull, Common as Mook, Conkers, crodonilson, csider, Da Man Clay, Dave the Gaffer, Digweeds Trousers, Djmiles, Eastleigh Seagull, Easy 10, edna krabappel, Eggmundo, elwheelio, Fatboy Stenno, Finchley Seagull, footychick, fozzie's headband, Gazwag, Giant Seagull, Grendel, Gully, hart's shirt, Hatterlovesbrighton, Hiney, house your seagull, Ice Man, its_neil, Jim D, jonny.rainbow, Kinky Gerbils, Knightsworld, Les Biehn, Little Piggy, Lokki 7, Lush, magoo, Monkster, Moshe Gariani, MrV, Munkfish, murciagull, MYOB, Nadger, Nemesis, Nibble, Normal Rob, ostrich, Papak, pasty, pishhead, Poyningsgull, Row Z Creased Shirt, Rusthall Seagull, S'hampton Seagull, SeagullEd, Silent Bob, Southover Street Seagull, Starry, sten_super, steward 433, strings, SULLY COULDNT SHOOT, SurreySeagulls, sussexfatboy, The Large One, The Oldman, The Wookiee, Titanic, Tom Hark, Preston Park, Trojan Scold, turienzo's lovechild, Uncle C, urbanjim, Wardy, Withdean Wanderer, Wozza, ¡Cereal Killer!
 




SULLY COULDNT SHOOT

Loyal2Family+Albion!
Sep 28, 2004
11,344
Izmir, Southern Turkey
:clap2::clap2:
Thanks Bozza.

Seemsa he hasn't made it yet... would love to be the fly on his wall.

Poor BAG... she seems to be a pin-up for desperados.
 




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