if you had to!

[Return of the Rev]

If you had to smuggle garden tools into any country what would you smuggle and to which country and how? I would smuggle garden rakes into bulgaria,i would drop them from a plane inside lobster pots to be retrieved by jet ski instructors

 

[seagullondon]

i would smuggle my watering can into kenya and try to help next time there is a drought

 

[brightonrock]

 

[Everest]

Is this the gardeners version of Cluedo?

 

[Hunting 784561]

dont do drugs kids

 

[Biscuit]

I'd take a Spade to Africa..

 

[Pavilionaire]

I would smuggle a couple of hoes in Thailand through the back door.

 

[salty seagull]

I'd take a Spade to Africa..

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[Barrel of Fun]

I would smuggle a hoe out of Colombia.

 

[Questions]

I saw no problem with downgrading cannabis........................................



If I had to though I`d take my mower to Samoa.

 

[Winker]

I'd take my patio heater to Chile.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

Clearly, I would smuggle some edging shears into Norway in order to tidy up their particularly fiddly coastline. And OBVIOUSLY I would dismantle the shears, wrapping foam around the blades in order to disguise them as CRUTCHES.

Flippin' Nora, what exactly started this train of so-called thought?

 

[8ace]

I disapprove of garden tool smuggling but this thread is a work of genius

 

[Giraffe]

I would smuggle a spade into the deep south of America just to see what happened!

 

[Gully]

I would smuggle pronged tools into Iceland, if stopped by customs I would declare that I had brought a fork for Bjork.

 

[Return of the Rev]

I find it strange no one has picked up on that garden rakes would not fit into a lobster pot Simply i would rap them in bubble wrap first

 

[Life After Bobby]

Wow, there's a shedful of ideas here

 

[Notters]

Wow, there's a shedful of ideas here

It brings a tear to the iris.

 

[essbee]

I would bring the "Blue Peter Garden in a bag" and smuggle it in Janet Ellis' hair into Patagonia.

There I would allow people to set it up from said bag and sing the Welsh National Anthem.

Tidy!

 

[Barrow Boy]

I would DRIVE this little BEAUTY across EUROPE and straight past the border guards into ALBANIA, and then start MOWING their public parks before they realised just what had hit them.............SUCKERS!