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[Misc] If You Could Compare Each Premier League Team To A Sandwich- What Would It Be ?
- Thread starter Eeyore
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Arsenal are tuna mayo. Found everywhere but no one actually likes them.
Or a six week old, decaying Sainsbury's lunch sandwich that they got for 90% off that they're now trying to sell to passing Americans as a Birley's hot special*.
Chelsea are a vastly overpriced stinky tuna and seagull on white.
* a Birley's hot special being what I consider the king of sandwiches, and therefore us.
jamie-oh
Active member
They're extremely different things. Corned beef is dreadful, salt beef is absolutely majestic. Wash your mouth out son.
Arsenal - Half a coronation chicken sandwich, nice ingredients, used to be a hit a few years back. Doesn't quite finish the job
Aston Villa - Egg mayo, people say it's great but I can't warm to it
Brentford - Cheese and piccalilli - Tries to be like Brighton, but isn't quite as good
Bournemouth - Prawn mayo - Deceptively expensive, ingredients make you ill if poorly stored
Brighton - Cheese and Pickle - Simple ingredients, perfect sandwich
Burnley - A drawing of a sandwich. It's like a sandwich, but much, much bleaker the closer you get
Chelsea - Deep fried philly cheesesteak. Expensive sandwich with big name ingredients. Makes you sick
Crystal Palace - I can't improve on @Titanic - Amazing work
Everton - Plain ham sandwich - Been around for ages, doesn't really add much
Fulham - Chicken salad sandwich - Bland and inoffensive
Liverpool - Chip butty, no ketchup. Close to being great, but something just isn't quite right
Luton - Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich - Punches well above it's weight.
Man City - Gilded steak and horseradish. Wins multiple awards but nobody quite knows who paid for the ingredients
Man Utd - Banana sandwich - Grew up thinking it was a really good sandwich. Can't stand it now
Newcastle - Marmite sandwich - In principle, good, but divides opinion and can leave a nasty taste in the mouth
N. Forest - Cheese, Jam, Mustard, Salt, Sweetener, Apple slices, butter and egg sandwich - Too many ingredients to really work coherently
Sheffield Utd - Gravy sandwich - Inedible, only a small group of people care it exists. Isn't liked down south
Tottenham - Expensive white bread, no filling in a very pricy packet - Costs a lot to buy, but has no substance where in matters
West Ham - Plain cheese sandwich - Route one, straight down the middle
Wolves - Salad sandwich. Solid, but unfulfilling and a little dull
Aston Villa - Egg mayo, people say it's great but I can't warm to it
Brentford - Cheese and piccalilli - Tries to be like Brighton, but isn't quite as good
Bournemouth - Prawn mayo - Deceptively expensive, ingredients make you ill if poorly stored
Brighton - Cheese and Pickle - Simple ingredients, perfect sandwich
Burnley - A drawing of a sandwich. It's like a sandwich, but much, much bleaker the closer you get
Chelsea - Deep fried philly cheesesteak. Expensive sandwich with big name ingredients. Makes you sick
Crystal Palace - I can't improve on @Titanic - Amazing work
Everton - Plain ham sandwich - Been around for ages, doesn't really add much
Fulham - Chicken salad sandwich - Bland and inoffensive
Liverpool - Chip butty, no ketchup. Close to being great, but something just isn't quite right
Luton - Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich - Punches well above it's weight.
Man City - Gilded steak and horseradish. Wins multiple awards but nobody quite knows who paid for the ingredients
Man Utd - Banana sandwich - Grew up thinking it was a really good sandwich. Can't stand it now
Newcastle - Marmite sandwich - In principle, good, but divides opinion and can leave a nasty taste in the mouth
N. Forest - Cheese, Jam, Mustard, Salt, Sweetener, Apple slices, butter and egg sandwich - Too many ingredients to really work coherently
Sheffield Utd - Gravy sandwich - Inedible, only a small group of people care it exists. Isn't liked down south
Tottenham - Expensive white bread, no filling in a very pricy packet - Costs a lot to buy, but has no substance where in matters
West Ham - Plain cheese sandwich - Route one, straight down the middle
Wolves - Salad sandwich. Solid, but unfulfilling and a little dull
Comrade Sam
Comrade Sam
Salt beef is not corned beef (even though corned beef means salt beef). Salt beef is too good for Spurs. If you want a crappy kosher sandwich then it would be chopped liver.
