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Feb 21, 2012
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They do...

I know at most secondary schools this is the case. Primary schools seem to be different, I recall in my youth being force fed what I consider to be total arse about creation etc etc whilst completely neglecting evolution and other important aspects of science. Maybe it's different now, but so many primary schools are named after saints that I doubt it.
 


Mutts Nuts

New member
Oct 30, 2011
4,918
If you could ban 5 things from the world what would they be? poverty,starvation,war and rotr would be the things off limits to your banning order,so what five things would you ban.
1 cars
2 booze
3 more than two children per family
4 working more than ten miles from home
5 more than 2 flights per person per year
:rolleyes: looking like a green agenda


what would you ban?

Tony Bliar and all that he fcuked up
Religion
The hunting ban
Bald fannies
All day opening for pubs
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
Tony Bliar and all that he fcuked up
Religion
The hunting ban
Bald fannies
All day opening for pubs

Why would you ban bald fannies ?
 


pipkin112

New member
Aug 10, 2011
1,605
sompting
1: rioters and looters
2: parents that wont keep their kids under control
3: BOGOF offers, just half the price, then i can decide if i want two
4: people that cycle as fast as they can on the pavement
5: foreign call centres
 






Lush

Mods' Pet
1) Any kind of lending. And that includes by/to countries. If you haven't got the money you can't have it. SAVE up for stuff you want.
2) No more than two children per family - see RoR above. Or wait until the next Black Death reduces the population to a sensible level.
3) Faith schools - see Terry the Law Abider above.
4) Drug legislation - doesn't work, creates criminals and poverty
5) Party Politics - let's just vote for the best people
6) Fixed Jail sentences for paedophiles/serial rapists - should be locked up until no longer a risk to children/women (for most this will be for ever)
7) Countries run by men that refuse to educate women, keeping them as slaves and baby making machines and adding to population explosion, because they think the number of wives/kids they have makes you more important.
8) Polls with a fixed number of responses
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,230
1. Anyone who doesn't like a good war against some foreigners.
9. Anyone without the gumption to go out and get what they want while trampling over other people or the environment.
3. anyone who doesn't abuse their position of power to feather their own nest.
7. Anyone who complains about the above
4. Anyone who places undue importance on the correct use of our number system
 






Upper Library

New member
Feb 25, 2011
187
Worthing
1. Alcopops
2. People who follow the top 4 premier teams but have never seen them play
3. The bloke who sits just in front of me at the Amex who insists on standing up every 5 seconds despite the fact that he must be atleast 6' 5"
4. James Martin (TV chef) just because is a complete bell end
5. My mother in law (she has seriously annoyed me today!!!!!)
 


BHAFC_Pandapops

Citation Needed
Feb 16, 2011
2,844
1: People that drive 10 miles an hour under the speed limit
2: People that drive at 40mph regardless of the speed limit (normally driving a Honda Jazz)
3: Honda Jazz's
4: Veggie Pizza's/Pies/Burgers etc etc
5: Decaff anything
6: People who constantly talk about politics REALLY loudly on the train and who clearly know nothing about politics
7: People who stop their shopping trolley in Sainsburys in the middle of the aisle to check their shopping list
8: Sainsburys
9: Any cream cracker other than Jacobs Cream Crackers
10:Dominos Pizza
11:Neighbours who order take aways at the end of the month when you're skint and are eating smiles and beans because thats all thats left
12:Being told you are wrong when you know you are not wrong
13:Crystal Palace
14:people you when to school with in Brighton who have supported Chelsea 'all their life'
15:people who post a reply about the top 5 things they would ban and list 15 things

no need for that, now.
 






GreersElbow

New member
Jan 5, 2012
4,870
A Northern Outpost
1) War
2) Lobbying
3) the far-right - ban FPTP install PR
4) People who support CPFC from breathing
5) unbalanced parliamentary budgets - All expenditure by government must be publicly produced to ensure transparency and parties pre-election can draft budgets with an idea of what they have to spend, cut or increase.
6) Royals, allow them to integrate into society. Not democratic in any sense.
7) Parliamentary democracy and install a congress, and presidential system
8) unwritten constitutions
9) Nigel Adkins
10) shit tattoos of stars, or swallows
11) fat people wearing clothes miles too tight on them
12) skinny people wearing clothes miles too big for them
13) Argentina using the Falklands to amp up nationalist sentiment to boost their popularity ratings when Argentina is in the shit.
14) the bloke who walks along Lewes road in ragged old tights, and a skirt. Please, for the love of god, NO.
15) extreme feminism
 
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brunswick

New member
Aug 13, 2004
2,920
1: rioters

another Hitler lives on here.

so, you don't think making a stand for freedom should be allowed? the greeks got raped, their country is destroyed, and they are now in poverty, and you would ban rioting with a heavy hand?

rioting is not the answer but to ban it as no.1 is incredibly fascist.
 


OzMike

Well-known member
Oct 2, 2006
13,287
Perth Australia
1 Religion.
2 Passports/Border Controls
3 Weapons of all description.
4 Prescription charges.
5 Foreign currencies the whole world should use one currency.
 


pipkin112

New member
Aug 10, 2011
1,605
sompting
another Hitler lives on here.

so, you don't think making a stand for freedom should be allowed? the greeks got raped, their country is destroyed, and they are now in poverty, and you would ban rioting with a heavy hand?

rioting is not the answer but to ban it as no.1 is incredibly fascist.


Do you think the rioters in Croydon and other parts of the country were making a stand for freedom when they destroyed peoples property last year.

I have no problem with people protesting but not when it turns to violence.

My list was in no particular order.

I have noticed that you would ban violence, but you think rioting is ok, how does that work.
 
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