If you could appoint one film star (in character), to manage the Albion...

[Basil Fawlty]

Bruce Willis as John Mclane, now he would really sort out this mess.

 

[defrocked priest]

The bloke on the left.

 

[Gully]

Who said it had to be a man...well a real one anyway...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Angelina Jolie.

She has nice tits. She is also an expert in ancient relics (like Mayo, Hawkins et al) and skilled at the resurrection of ancient treasures (The Albion).

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Angelina Jolie.

She has nice tits. She is also an expert in ancient relics (like Mayo, Hawkins et al) and skilled at the resurrection of ancient treasures (The Albion).

Probably try and adopt the entire youth team though?

Or at least the ones from exotic places. Like Bognor, and Pagham, and Uckfield.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Lucky them.

Better than sending them out on loan to find new clubs...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I agree, not so bothered by Angelina as it goes, but her husband can adopt me any time (in the Woody Allen sense).

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Maybe Brad could take over from Bob Booker? Everyone is happy!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Maybe Brad could take over from Bob Booker? Everyone is happy!

Happy...oh you have no idea

Suddenly female uptake of season tickets miraculously quadruples...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Imagine the hits our website would get with PITT and JOLIE on it.

The club merchandise would be in Heat and OK every week.

The more I think about it the more it makes sense.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Imagine the hits our website would get with PITT and JOLIE on it.

The club merchandise would be in Heat and OK every week.

The more I think about it the more it makes sense.

Not only that, I suspect Brad Pitt could do a better job on the wing than Kevin McLeod...as well as being considerably fitter into the bargain.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I think Angelina Jolie could do a better job on the wing than Kevin McLeod. She would also look NICE when it rained and she got all wet.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think Angelina Jolie could do a better job on the wing than Kevin McLeod. She would also look NICE when it rained and she got all wet.

Suddenly we're the only club in the entire league whose attendance triples when it's pissing down outside

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Happy...oh you have no idea

Suddenly female uptake of season tickets miraculously quadruples...

I'll buy plenty of season tickets if Pitt arrives!!

Actually, scrub that, I'll be doing all in my power to get on the bench! Nearly got a nursing degree now, i'm sure i could blag it!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

I'll buy plenty of season tickets if Pitt arrives!!

Actually, scrub that, I'll be doing all in my power to get on the bench! Nearly got a nursing degree now, i'm sure i could blag it!

If you do can I BAGSY Jolie's sweaty tracksuit...

 

[Mr Burns]

 

[Mr Burns]

OR

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Cheryl Lunghi as the Manageress - she'd save us from relegation this season and then get us promoted the next

 

[Kaiser_Soze]

Im amazed this man hasnt been suggested. http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/nomequeen/Pulp-Fiction-Jules-Winnfield.jpg

Not only for this line and the potential for team talks.......The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

But also realising and paying homage to Easy 10's wind up dream that Mr Jackson was visiting our humble soccer field.