If you are Sadly at home now with no friends

[Dave the OAP]

Messiah from the Barbican in BBC THree







Of course the tenor line is a bit weak without yours truly, but it is an excellent concert

 

[El Presidente]

Not only am I home alone now, but also

1. Brand new cooker does not work, and engineer failed to turn up
2. Brand new fridge does not work, so can't store any food in it.
3. TV does not work as builders cut through aerial I think, and can't find someone to repair it.

If it were not for NSC/P and my porn collection I could go bonkers.

 

[Race]

Who needs friends when you have a big tin of Quality Street waiting to be scoffed!

And you can fook off with yer Messiah from the Barbican I'm off to watch Josh get stabbed in Casualty followed by Ramps winning Strictly Come Dancing

 

[timbha]

Who needs friends when you have a big tin of Quality Street waiting to be scoffed!

And you can fook off with yer Messiah from the Barbican I'm off to watch Josh get stabbed in Casualty p

or drown

 

[ali jenkins]

Who needs friends when you have a big tin of Quality Street waiting to be scoffed!

And you can fook off with yer Messiah from the Barbican I'm off to watch Josh get stabbed in Casualty followed by Ramps winning Strictly Come Dancing

Josh the paramedic guy


Does he live?

He's part of the furniture!!!

 

[Beach Hut]

Well on our BBC3 we have some goals thing, not the Messiah - don't you mean BBC4 ?

 

[El Presidente]

And you can fook off with yer Messiah from the Barbican I'm off to watch Josh get stabbed in Casualty followed by Ramps winning Strictly Come Dancing

Ramps will LOSE tonight due to the DISAPPROVAL vote from those who get high and mighty about his shagging around.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Who needs friends when you have a big tin of Quality Street waiting to be scoffed!

And you can fook off with yer Messiah from the Barbican I'm off to watch Josh get stabbed in Casualty followed by Ramps winning Strictly Come Dancing

I love you Race

 

[Race]

Josh the paramedic guy


Does he live?

He's part of the furniture!!!

Yeah think he's leaving so I assume he's gonna cark it, it's on tomorrow night as well!

 

[Beach Hut]

Yeah think he's leaving so I assume he's gonna cark it, it's on tomorrow night as well!

Josh can't die as well - Pauline Fowler dies soon

 

[Race]

Everyone dies at Xmas in soapland!

 

[Dave the OAP]

...and skippy is said to be unwell