Because I am in Sandakan in Malaysian Borneo, am I excused.
While you are at Oldham, or elsewhere, watching the game I will be on a deserted beach waiting for turtles to come ashore to lay their eggs, I will however be with you in mind if not body!!!
Because it's far too hot to even THINK about football, it's still the middle of the cricket season. We're going for lunch in Tunbridge Wells then off to see my mum fly in a hot air balloon.