If we win tonight I promise to.....

[The Grockle]

I’m not a particularly superstitious person but if doing a good deed tomorrow can bring us a win, I promise that if we are 3 points better off at 10 o’clock this evening I will make an effort with my idiot workmates and clean the pet rabbit out.

What would you promise to do tomorrow if it brought us a win tonight?

 

[dannyboy]

go swimming

 

[Icy Gull]

I promise to stop worrying as much about relegation

 

[Ninja Elephant]

If we win tonight I promise to whack a warden!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Phtocopy my arse and post it to Simon Jordan with a note saying "Have you seen this man?"

 

[Insel affe]

If we win tonight I promise to...................not send my pregnant wife to the kebab shop when im hungry or clean the cat litter out.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Are you saying Simey is a Hamster-Pusher?

 

[Everest]

I will make an effort with my idiot workmates and clean the pet rabbit out.

Doesn't the rabbit mind having a colonic irrigation?

 

[The Grockle]

Doesn't the rabbit mind having a colonic irrigation?

lol, I should have worded that better!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Are you saying Simey is a Hamster-Pusher?

 

[murraymints4brighton]

I promise to go to Huddersfield and one, only ONE! shit away pre-season game.

 

[Whitterz]

i'll promise to hold my shit in until 0.01am