If we signed Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink......

[CheeseRolls]

Best ones from Radio 5 days of old.

Mike Channon - "Gary LinACRE" or "The Boy LinACRE"
Ian (or was it Peter) Storey Moore - "Peter SK-Mickael"

Channon is excused on the basis that his goal celebration remains second to none in my books.

 

[leigull]

What have we got so far...?

Adam El-Abd - Halab
Mattock - MerTOCK
Vicente - Vincente
Navarro - NAVarow

He's called Kazenga - Lua Lua Lua before.

Oh and Gordon Greer - Richard Gere (twice in quick succession that one)

 

[Seagull Steve]

Warren does make me laugh sometimes. You can be sitting there sweating on being behind, and he'll come up with some strange name or other, and you have a little chuckle, before returning to your finger nails again.

 

[Simster]

John Vinnicombe of Hoverlink

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

John Vinnicombe of Hoverlink

I know a John Vinnicombe from Worthing

 

[Da Man Clay]

Vinegar of Hassling

Thread should have been closed there. Brilliant.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Jan, Vinegar or Horseradish?

 

[Daffy Duck]

John Vinegar of Hasablink.

 

[seagull_special]

Janes vagina in hovercraft

 

[Simster]

Ashley Barnes

 

[Chesney Christ]

Janes vagina in hovercraft

Extraordinary.

 

[Mackenzie]

How do you think Warren Aspinall would pronounce his name?

 

[METALMICKY]

Never mind saying his name, how much does that cost to get put on the back of your shirt? And on the same theme why does Van Persie at Arsenal insists on having that tiny v initial on his shirt when there's bags of room for Van in full?

And off at a complete tangent has any fan at a Borussia Mönchengladbach game ever attempted starting up the "Give us a B" chant?

 

[BHseagull]

Jan of Fengoor Hasselbank

 

[METALMICKY]

Vaj Fenugreek of Hasslelimp

 

[Simster]

Jen of Venables Husselrink

 

[hans kraay fan club]

"the number 9"

 

[Eggman]

Viagra of Hisstlestick


NAVRO

LUA LUA LUA

 

[Pavilionaire]

The big Dutch lad.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

I don't mind how he pronounces the names, it kind of adds to the commentary for me now.

And on Saturday I heard he and Jonny saying that he had recommended Mattock or Mertock to Gus after seeing him play for West Brom reserves so if he keeps scouting quality players for us he can call them what he likes.