If the world did end on the 21st Dec, and there was a God. What would you ask him?

[Barn Door Billy]

Why are you such a bellend?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Do you support the introduction of goal-line technology?

 

[StonehamPark]

Semi-Skimmed or Full Fat?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Partridge was right. You ARE a gas!

 

[One Love]

He let two of my kids hamsters die within a week of each other. I would have very little to say to him after that.

He would probably say "You bought your kids pets that have a lifespan of a few years then blame me when they get upset when they die. Doh".

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

"Why didn't you wait another four days for your Son's birthday, for Christ's sake?"

or


"Could we make 'we hate Palace, we hate Palace' a hymn please?"

TNBA

TTF

 

[One Love]

When things go wrong, why does everyone blame you?

 

[W.C.]

can I come in?

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

wait until midnight so I can celebrate my birthday.....

 

[chucky1973]

why did you make it rain on the Bolton Home Game knowing i had a 30 min walk from Colden Lane.

 

[seagullondon]

It is about time you came out of the closet, what took you so long?

 

[Beach Hut]

Can I shag Kylie on my birthday on the 14th ?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Have you not got anything better to do than give children cancer and then cure them? What's the point in that?

 

[piersa]

why did you let my friend die an agonising death at the age of 39, leaving a wife and two young children on their own you twat?

 

[One Love]

How can you blame someone who doesn't exist?

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

"Do we have to do this now? Its my birthday".

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If you are indeed omnipotent, have you tried talking to a doctor about it?

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

Given that you are infinite and the universe is infinite..........would you like a toasted teacake?

 

[throbinson]

Brought my tickets for blackburn so can the end wait 24 hours?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

What IS wrong with Vicente?

At least use your one question on something God would be able to answer.