If the amex stadium was ..............

[Return of the Rev]

Transported back to the age the dinosaur with a full compliment of match day staff would the stadium be able to withstand the dangers around and would the stewards,ticketing staff be able to survive and rekindle the dominance of the human? How long could they last and would the amex be the birthplace of man or the final resting place of the chosen few?
Wanted to ask pb at the horsham fans meeting but never made it.

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation back through time.

 

[Del Boy]

Nurse?

 

[pork pie]

Transported back to the age the dinosaur with a full compliment of match day staff would the stadium be able to withstand the dangers around and would the stewards,ticketing staff be able to survive and rekindle the dominance of the human? How long could they last and would the amex be the birthplace of man or the final resting place of the chosen few?
Wanted to ask pb at the horsham fans meeting but never made it.

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation back through time.

Lol I will have a pint of what you have been on!

 

[GingerBeerMan]

 

[CheeseRolls]

Not sure need more info. Can you answer the following ?

Is the UK physically joined to France ?
Does Raquel Welch join Gullys Girls in her sixties era fur bikini ?
What is in the guest pie ?

 

[Diego Napier]

Transported back to the age the dinosaur with a full compliment of match day staff would the stadium be able to withstand the dangers around and would the stewards,ticketing staff be able to survive and rekindle the dominance of the human? How long could they last and would the amex be the birthplace of man or the final resting place of the chosen few?
Wanted to ask pb at the horsham fans meeting but never made it.

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation back through time.

Thank you so much for this post; it explains the reason for every other posting you have ever made

 

[Return of the Rev]

I would expect the staff would use the offices as a living area while converting the concourse areas to keeping live stock,all the entrances to the seats would have to closed to prevent live stock from escaping onto the cultivated pitch area,the surrounding areas of the stadium would have to be made dino proof,i think wiring would have to ripped out of the stadium in an effort to make netting keeping the crops/people safe from flying nasty things,i'm not sure who would rise to he top of the ladder probably gully who would take command,as long as you have the stewards you have the power.could the stadium be made safe?

 

[Gwm]

Are you on heroin ?

 

[Eksman]

Is this actually happening

 

[wilko1]

Just loves the sound of his own posts

 

[Country Seagull]

 

[Bladders]

I would expect the staff would use the offices as a living area while converting the concourse areas to keeping live stock,all the entrances to the seats would have to closed to prevent live stock from escaping onto the cultivated pitch area,the surrounding areas of the stadium would have to be made dino proof,i think wiring would have to ripped out of the stadium in an effort to make netting keeping the crops/people safe from flying nasty things,i'm not sure who would rise to he top of the ladder probably gully who would take command,as long as you have the stewards you have the power.could the stadium be made safe?

Are the staff taking the live stock back in time with them?

Does the number of people traveling back in time include Gullys Girls?

 

[Return of the Rev]

Is this actually happening

No not that i have been told but then would pompey have expected to be in their predicament

 

[Return of the Rev]

Are the staff taking the live stock back in time with them?

Does the number of people traveling back in time include Gullys Girls?

No the live stock would have to be sourced from that period in time and caught.
Also 10 gullys girls would be included

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Would a diplodocus be likely to scoff the BHA badge on the side of the Gaymex? Would we be renamed Brighton and Hove Albion - The Pterodactyls?

 

[amexee]

Will any of the livestock be available in a pie? If the answer is yes, will I get served before the end of the middle ages? I only ask because it would be a poor show if I was not sitting down before the second half kicks off.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

Excuse me, I'm only allowed to post shit like this. If this thread gets more replys that my reincarnation thread I posted the other day I won't be happy. Oh bollox I've just helped along with one more

 

[Bladders]

No the live stock would have to be sourced from that period in time and caught.
Also 10 gullys girls would be included

Well I would suggest the Stewerds use a Gully girl King Kong style and have her tied to the top of the tall lift shaft across from the back of the South stand in order to lure a large Diplodocus into their trap.

Said animal could be skined for new loin cloths and meat. Bones could be fashioned into hoe's and forks in order to keep the pitch looking sharp, it;s teeth maybe fashioned into some form of primitive lawn mower.

It's large skull put on a spike as a warning to all large predators not to try and jump the queue for Dicks Bar.

Gully girls would have to be wrapped in some appealing greenery to entice the large herbivore over of course.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

ps not sure if gg would be included in the transportation
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If GG aka Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd is included there'd be no hope, although there'd be a lot of pregnant underage girls running round the concourses, so maybe the human race might survive after all. Who knows.

 

[Biscuit]

Rev best thread in AGES