If Sussex was a country...

[DNB_Seagull]

THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL BTW.

What would it be like...

1. Small (We could join with other near by counties. We'll 'Crimea' them)

2. The best country in the world.

3. Tourist country with lots of fish.

4. The best at stool balll.

5. Better than Essex.

6....

 

[Stat Brother]

Called West Sussex.

 

[Robot Chicken]

East Sussex > West Sussex

 

[WATFORD zero]

We could export Trugs to the world

 

[carteater]

East Sussex > West Sussex

you take that back

 

[Return of the Rev]

If Sussex was a country...

WE WOULD BLOCKADE ALL FOOD AND AID PARCELS TO HASTINGS

 

[Ravids]

6. BHA would be in the Champions League first Q round every July.

 

[Weststander]

There would always be border tensions at Emsworth, against Hants.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

How would we do in Euro/World Cup qualifiers?

 

[Insel affe]

How would we do in Euro/World Cup qualifiers?

Better than the welsh and Scottish

 

[Mowgli37]

1. Small (We could join with other near by counties. We'll 'Crimea' them)

Are you suggesting a union with Surrey?

 

[Sussaxon]

7. Easily win the 2015 Eurovision Song Contest with a combined act of Keane, Rizzle Kicks and The Feeling

8. Host the 2028 Summer Olympiad at Withdean Stadium

9. Be self sufficient on wind power from Glyndebourne and Shale Gas from Fracking!

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

You would need to import a decent ale.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

7. Easily win the 2015 Eurovision Song Contest with a combined act of Keane, Rizzle Kicks and The Feeling

8. Host the 2028 Summer Olympiad at Withdean Stadium

9. Be self sufficient on wind power from Glyndebourne and Shale Gas from Fracking!

7 think a supergroup of Roger, Keith, Paul, Norman & Adele would give em a run for the Sussex nomination

 

[MissGull]

Better than the welsh and Scottish

In our team fielded of only 'sussex' born players....what would our team even look like. Solly March, Sami El Abd and Adam El Abd, Lewis Dunk.....

 

[Simster]

Are you suggesting a union with Surrey?

Definitely not this. However, a union with Kent might be decent. We'd be like Czechoslovakia. The battle for Tunbridge Wells would at last be put to rest and the Medway towns would be a magnet for every chav in the the union, meaning that Crawley could finally take it's place as a solid proud blue-collar town without the unpleasant chavs ruining it.

The capital of the union would obviously be Brighton, and the new cricket team would beat England with ease time and time again.

 

[MissGull]

Would Brighton be the capital?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

If we had a premier league of 12 teams they would consist of (Based on last seasons standings)

1. Brighton
2. Crawley
3. Eastboune Borough
4. Whitehawk
5. Bognor Regis
6. Lewes
7. Peacehaven
8. Hastings Utd
9. Burgess Hill
10. Worthing
11. Horsham
12. Three Bridges

The championship would be what is now county league 1

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

If we had a premier league of 12 teams they would consist of (Based on last seasons standings)

1. Brighton
2. Crawley
3. Eastboune Borough
4. Whitehawk
5. Bognor Regis
6. Lewes
7. Peacehaven
8. Hastings Utd
9. Burgess Hill
10. Worthing
11. Horsham
12. Three Bridges

The championship would be what is now county league 1

And still be more exciting than the Scotch top division.

 

[drew]

Would we be in the EU and would we be allowed monetary union with the rest of the UK? Sounds familiar?

Also, we'll have to frack as that might be our only natural resource.