[Albion] If our players were an orchestra, what instruments would they be?

[Change at Barnham]

I think Adam Lallana would have to be either the conductor or the lead violinist.

 

[zefarelly]

Maupay - Armless Kettledrum player

Trossard - Violin, occasionally sublime, often teeth tingling

Bissouma - Bassoon

Gross - Harp

Connolly - Triangle

BDB - Double Bass

 

[Frankie]

Maupay would be a annoying Recorder .

 

[Goldstone1976]

Lamptey - a cannon. Rarely used in an orchestra, but impressive when it is.

 

[Pavilionaire]

A couple of ex-players:

Akpom - Tuba
Bong - Gong

 

[MTSeagulls]

I immediately thought of Peter and The Wolf (or Fargo 3) and who could fit into these roles.

The bird: flute.
The duck: oboe.
The cat: clarinet.
The wolf: French horn.
The grandfather: bassoon.
The hunters: timpani.
Peter: strings.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Maupay is playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.

 

[A1X]

Jahanbakhsh is Baldrick and the triangle at the end of the opening titles of Blackadder Goes Forth. Only has a moment and even then gets it wrong.

 

[vagabond]

Dan Burn: Timpani.

For those who don’t know that’s a big old fudge off orchestral drum.

 

[Superphil]

Generally the triangle and the plectrum.

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

The first violin is lamptey ,
the second violin is veltman.

Special mention to the conductor Graham potter,
The violinist who is representative of our beautiful,easy on the eye playing style.
And we are also playing a back four of Webster,white,dunk and burn who are all brass horns.
We don't seem to be playing with a striker but it's still great to watch.

 

[MJsGhost]

I don't know which instrument Ben White is, but I can guarantee that he is NOTHING unless he LEEDS

 

[Icy Gull]

Alzate - relegated to the tambourine this season (I have no idea if this instrument is acceptable in an orchestra though)

Andy Kennedy’s arm waving would have made him the perfect conductor

 

[PeakGull]

Davy Pröpper = Nose Flute

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Guitar-rig Lamptey.