While other world leaders and government officials like our Boris and Iranian Vice President Eshaq Jahangiri fall ill with the virus President Trump has taken a much more sensible approach and is exercising his own personal social distancing measures as a precaution against contracting the virus.
At a recent press conference detailing his continued military action against the Mexican drug cartels Trump cleverly employed government aides to act as spacers between himself and his military advisors.
Trump had ingeniously calculated that the width of two broad shouldered government aides equated to a distance of roughly two metres, and so by placing two of them either side of him, he maintained a safe two metre distance between himself and his two high ranking military advisors.
This strategy is clearly working as Trump remains virus free. If only Boris had implemented such sensible measures in Parliament we would not now be floundering without a leader.

At a recent press conference detailing his continued military action against the Mexican drug cartels Trump cleverly employed government aides to act as spacers between himself and his military advisors.
Trump had ingeniously calculated that the width of two broad shouldered government aides equated to a distance of roughly two metres, and so by placing two of them either side of him, he maintained a safe two metre distance between himself and his two high ranking military advisors.
This strategy is clearly working as Trump remains virus free. If only Boris had implemented such sensible measures in Parliament we would not now be floundering without a leader.
