If I was a Mod, I would ...

[Deleted User X18H]

Hardly.

However, what it has also meant is that the Club Press Officer has had to be fielding phone calls and spending time dealing with this when he could and should be doing other things. Doubtless Lips would be laughing at that, but it's still meant a waste of his time.

Why call him then?

 

[Rowdey]

Well if he didn't know, he does now.

Overall, Lips must be feeling rather pleased with himself.
Complete over reaction from too many on here inc at least one Mod; even NSP must be green with envy at the fools rushing in.

Is is me or is NSC is getting more and more Bi-polar everyday..?

 

[The Large One]

Why call him then?

 

[Garage_Doors]

Then I'd shout "BELL BOY!!!" at Sting outside the Grand and take his scooter for an Evel Knievel off Beachy Head

Can i record you doing all this ?, i think its got the makings of a good film.

 

[The Large One]

Can i record you doing all this ?, i think its got the makings of a good film.

You can take that film, and those actors and those poxy scooters and all that other rubbish, and you can stick them right... up... your... arse...

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'd fight Rockers on the beach, then shag a bird up an alley off East Street

That would mean you would also go on to look like a middle aged knob who was in East Enders and also was ejected from Strictly early doors!

 

[skipper734]

You can take that film, and those actors and those poxy scooters and all that other rubbish, and you can stick them right... up... your... arse...

Sounds like TLO has motorcycle sympathies. Fiiiight.

 

[Perry Milkins]

You can take that film, and those actors and those poxy scooters and all that other rubbish, and you can stick them right... up... your... arse...

Together with the franking machine

 

[strings]

If I were a Mod, I would reduce Lips ban from pernament to 99 years.

I think its only fair.

 

[The Large One]

Sounds like TLO has motorcycle sympathies. Fiiiight.

You fackin' wot?

If I were wore all that levver get up I might as well go and jump in the sea and drahhhn.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I must say I find your attitude incomprehensible. I feel I must warn you Large One that we can't tolerate this kind of absentism amongst our junior staff. You got a good steady job here Large One, plenty of young men would give their eye-teeth to be in your shoes

 

[skipper734]

You fackin' wot?

If I were wore all that levver get up I might as well go and jump in the sea and drahhhn.

I donno, it's not so bad.

 

[Titanic]

If I was a mod I would help provide the change that NSC needs.

Enough is enough, it's time for change.

 

[The Large One]

I must say I find your attitude incomprehensible. I feel I must warn you Large One that we can't tolerate this kind of absentism amongst our junior staff. You got a good steady job here Large One, plenty of young men would give their eye-teeth to be in your shoes

Yeah? Well you can take your eye-teeth... Hang on, we've done this bit.

*Puts 'Night Train' by James Brown on the Dansette*

 

[Titanic]

I know if I become a mod, I will be tested. I’m ready for that – and so I believe, are the people of NSC. So yes, there is a steep climb ahead.

 

[Titanic]

I am not a complicated person. I love NSC and the things it stands for. That NSC is your servant, never your master. Common sense and decency. The British sense of community.

I have some simple beliefs. That there is such a thing as society, it’s just not the same thing as the internet. That there is a ‘we’ in NSC, and not just a ‘me.’

 

[Titanic]

So if we cut big moderation back... if we move forward...
and if we rebuild responsibility, then we can put NSC back on her feet.

I know that today there aren’t many reasons to be cheerful.
But there are reasons to believe. Yes it will be a steep climb. But the view from the summit will be worth it.

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Titanic plagiarising David Cameron plagiarising Hannah Montana

 

[Titanic]

Titanic plagiarising David Cameron plagiarising Hannah Montana

Ooh.. how very dare you!

 

[Scoffers]

So if we cut big moderation back... if we move forward...
and if we rebuild responsibility, then we can put NSC back on her feet.

I know that today there aren’t many reasons to be cheerful.
But there are reasons to believe. Yes it will be a steep climb. But the view from the summit will be worth it.

but what we really want is the 3 Rs, RESULTS, RESULTS and RESULTS