If i die...

[gjh1971]

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now heaven would be a DJ
spinning dub all night long
and heaven would just kicking back
with Jesus packing my bong
and if you don't believe in Jesus and Muhammad or Buddha too
and while the world is warring
just sit back and laugh at you singing..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

now most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
but I looked a little closer
and there's a sign says "do not skate"
so if you wanna come to my heaven
well we're all gonna have a ball
and everyone u know is welcome
'cause we got no gates or walls singing.

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do shit
without the man f***ing with it

and then I got to the gate
pulled a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
you gotta a list here that doesn't end
you're mad 'cause I smoke dope
you teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I rather be alone now that I'm dead
like Christian hossoi way back in 87
we'll be busting Christ air's until we get to heaven
think I really care that I miss my biology
got my education in stale fishology
with all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills
I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skills... got the skills got the skills

heaven is a halfpipe..
heaven is a halfpipe..

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do jack
without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
at least in heaven I can skate
'cause right now on earth I can't do shit
without the man f***ing with it

 

[Bad Ash]

Surely the thread starter deserves a ban for this...

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

i dont give a f***
not a single f***
not a single solitary f***
cos i dont give a f***
mother fucker

 

[dougdeep]

Not a bad pop song though.

 

[Spicy]

I liked it too!

 

[Braders]

I’ve been rockin since the 1900s
a microphone and two 1200's
so back in the day we use to f**k with Alize
now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston ja
in the morning you be crudo make you eat menudo
pissin’ out your culo got to act the foolo
I like it on ice with coke a cola
I sip it from LA to to Capitola
watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulda
shoulda started drikin when I was much olda
some like gin some like tonic
I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic
chorus
one night in the summer bout two months back
I went out on the town without a plan of attack
Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain

what happen that night you can’t quite recall
fact is boy you can't remember at all
you woke up in the morning with the spinnin head
and a teenage girl lyin’ next to you bed
you kicked her out and then you slammed the door
tryin to forget about the night before

a month goes by you can't remember the date
girls at the door says boy I’m late
that’s what you get for out playin the ho
and now you got a kid with a girl you don’t know
and the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
shouldn’t been f**kin’ with el captain

chorus

now drop the chulupa pick up the mic
and let the party people know just what ya like
well it comes from Puerto Rico
so you know that I be diggin it
and if the bottles empty then you know that I been swiggin it
hittin it now the party’s legit
hynas gettin lit shakin tha booties and tits
we the opm clique and that’s how we roll
so get some education from my man shaky lo

well captian morgan was a pirate dude
he use to jack motherf**kas and act real rude
as a real life person he wasn’t much fun
but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum

Chorus

 

[Woodchip]

If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take



A far better option!!

 

[Frutos]

If I die before I wake
Pray the lord my soul to take



A far better option!!

As featured in this classic song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs

 

[Woodchip]

As featured in this classic song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs

Indeedy-doody-doo!