Juan Albion
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If Chelsea were a little horse last year, what are Manchester United this year?
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JOLovegrove
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- Jan 30, 2012
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An ass.
Poker Dunce
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- Feb 4, 2012
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Pedigree Chum
hart's shirt
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No longer one of the mane contenders.
seagull 1979
Praying for points
Lame
Mo Gosfield
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- Aug 11, 2010
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Not at the races.
Raleigh Chopper
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Absolute pony.Hoof ball team. Their reign is over. Bit part club now who have locked the stable door long after the horse has bolted.
Hay! Man ure are now a steaming pile of horses*** , they need to bring back David Saddler.
Hay! Man ure are now a steaming pile of horses*** , they need to bring back David Saddler.
Daffy Duck
Stop bloody moaning!
Hopefully bound for the knackers yard.
shaolinpunk
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Wonky donkey
Tesco's Lasagne
grubbyhands
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Won't (Winalot)
martin tyler
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- Jan 25, 2013
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A my little pony
rcf0712
Out Here In The Perimeter
roadkill
grubbyhands
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A little pony called Amy, that's too cute.
ExmouthExile
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- Feb 11, 2005
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Talking of Chelsea, I saw a full-kit w**ker on my commuter train this morning, including name on the shirt, he looked about 40
It wasn't John Terry was it?
Mo Gosfield
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Best not to gloat. The Herd mentality will ensure United get a Rough ride. Saw Fergie wearing a Busby recently and enquired after his health. " Do you need the Doc? Wearing that in this weather " " My Taylor recommended it for keeping warm " he said. "Ure a strange one I remarked...going walking at all? " " Yes..we are going to look at my horse with the Whiteside but we have to climb a few Stiles to get there. Looking forward to a few bottles of Becks afterwards " " The wife and I are then going to the theatre to watch Me and My Gaal. She is a Law unto herself and will probably wear Bobby socks or something similar. "
What do you think of the present situation, I asked..." Well, I think we need an Angel from above, I can feel the Cole wind of change around the place " " Just as well we are off to the holiday home at Sheringham soon, give us a break from all thats going on "
" I'm off to Gregg's to get something to eat, do you want anything? " " No, Evra time I get a chocolate McClair from there, it gives me gip " he said. " You not so Young anymore " I said.
" Got to go " I said, " visiting relatives in London, at Stepney, Charlton and Bruce Grove " " You're not Kidding anyone " he called out as he climbed into his Aston Martin, " You're off to Smith's to get a paper and study the racing "
" Shucks, rumbled " I said " Its Yorke today and I want to take my Nani, she just loves the nags "
What do you think of the present situation, I asked..." Well, I think we need an Angel from above, I can feel the Cole wind of change around the place " " Just as well we are off to the holiday home at Sheringham soon, give us a break from all thats going on "
" I'm off to Gregg's to get something to eat, do you want anything? " " No, Evra time I get a chocolate McClair from there, it gives me gip " he said. " You not so Young anymore " I said.
" Got to go " I said, " visiting relatives in London, at Stepney, Charlton and Bruce Grove " " You're not Kidding anyone " he called out as he climbed into his Aston Martin, " You're off to Smith's to get a paper and study the racing "
" Shucks, rumbled " I said " Its Yorke today and I want to take my Nani, she just loves the nags "
withdeanwombat
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Comotose giants.