The Red & Blue army is a little short of troops I'd say.
Probably the military equivalent of Malta.
I pass that wretched thing every single day. There was one even closer to my house, no more than a minute's walk (mercifully not visible to me) a while back, plugging their infamous '2 for 1' Groupon thingy. One of the drawbacks of living where I do, unfortunately.
I can't tell you how tempting it's been to take a marker/knife to both of them, but a) I'm a law-abiding soul and b) there are cameras absolutely everywhere around the High Road, so anybody who succumbed to said temptation would get seen doing it for absolute certain.
That looks bloody awful.
I pass that wretched thing every single day. There was one even closer to my house, no more than a minute's walk (mercifully not visible to me) a while back, plugging their infamous '2 for 1' Groupon thingy. One of the drawbacks of living where I do, unfortunately.
I can't tell you how tempting it's been to take a marker/knife to both of them, but a) I'm a law-abiding soul and b) there are cameras absolutely everywhere around the High Road, so anybody who succumbed to said temptation would get seen doing it for absolute certain.
PS buy a balaclava.
How long do you think it would take for the police, if it came to that, to come knocking on my door anyway? Registered Brighton fan living in Streatham? I'd be stitched up like a kipper, guv, an' no mistake. You don't even have to look at it daily, old chap – if it bothers you that much, I gather Paul Bruton does a nice line in exactly that piece of 'guerilla-art wear'.
The Premiership plastics in the SE postcode areas that they're trying to attract probably wouldn't have a clue who Ian Holloway was (in spite of Blackpool's recent top flight season), which team the 'red and blue army' bit is referring to or what division Palace play in, so it's a complete waste of time. At least our own Premiership plastic converts would have heard of Gustavo Poyet because he once played for Chelsea and Spurs, even if they'd never heard of BHAFC before last season. Say what you like about Palace (and I often do), but I have nothing but respect for their fans, true fans who eschew the SKY Arsenal/Chelsea/Spurs experience in favour of supporting their local club.