[TV] IACGMOOH - 2018 Line up 'arry

[Iggle Piggle]

ITV are down to the bare bones.

The brown envelope has been passed across

Sandra has got Sky + at the ready

arry into the Jungle

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...tv-australia-get-me-out-of-here-a8631026.html

Word is that Niko Krancear is going in as 11 and Jermain Defoe as the 12th during the week.

I'd be amazed if he doesn't come across as nasty piece of work when we realises he can't lump onto the Bill Hill's website and has rice for Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Should be good viewing.

Odds

John Barrowman 3/1
Anne Hegerty 8/1 (The chase ''big boned'' one)
Sair Khan 8/1 (Corrie)
Arry 8/1
James McVey (The Vamps) 9/1
Fleur East 10/1 (Er,no idea)
Malique Thompson-dyer (made up surely) 10/1
Emily Atack 10/1 (no, me neither)
Rita Simons 12/1
Nick Knowles 14's

 

[Is it PotG?]

https://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showthread.php?367371-cpfc&p=8642893&viewfull=1#post8642893

Worst kept secret

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Nick Knowles is a vegan so will be avoiding the tucker trials, surely?

 

[Pavilionaire]

ITV are down to the bare bones.

The brown envelope has been passed across

Sandra has got Sky + at the ready

arry into the Jungle

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-...tv-australia-get-me-out-of-here-a8631026.html

Word is that Niko Krancear is going in as 11

Is he a contestant, or 'Arry's permitted one luxury item?

 

[marcos3263]

I overheard two young lads in the street yesterday, one said "Holly Willoughby is hosting it as that Dec bloke ****ed up" his mate responded "well I'm going to watch the shit out of that then as she is a right sort"

So there we have it, ITVs perfect plan to counteract the latest no hopers going in

 

[Giraffe]

Have to say it looks the best line up for some years. I pretty much know all of them.

I guess Holly is cheaper than Ant so they had some spare budget to throw around.

Rumours that Noel Edmonds might be joining them as well. That would be the icing on the cake.

 

[Ernest]

I wonder if 'Arry takes in Rosie

 

[Two Professors]

Nick Knowles is a vegan so will be avoiding the tucker trials, surely?

I'm sure he's told everyone.

 

[Wilko]

Emily Atack is Charlotte big tits from The inbetweeners. Outstanding.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Emily Atack is Charlotte big tits from The inbetweeners. Outstanding.

To verify this this, I've spent several minutes looking at pictures on Google.it was one of the better parts of my day.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

I know the producer, he's a friends son. That is all, nothing else to say apart from I will not be watching

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Emily Atack is Charlotte big tits from The inbetweeners. Outstanding.

Emily Atack gives me a purple periscope.

 

[clapham_gull]

Just to be clear this the best programme on British TV, beyond Match Of The Day and Question Time.

It is incorrectly described as "reality tv", but actually pre-dates that and is the greatest extended game show ever devised.

The premise is that B list Celebs compete for a last chance lucrative pantomime season to pay off their tax bill on the advice of their accountant.

Unfortunately they are placed against C list celebs who can win a phone poll on the basis of "being nice" and showering in a bikini.

Embrace this programme for what it is. I love it.

 

[Dick Head]