I won £35 million....

[csider]

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1625973.0.sons_fury_at_notto_lotto_winner.php

I pissed myself reading this. The last bit about the car tax sealed the deal for me as one of the funniest stories so far this year.

What a bunch of utter cocks!!

 

[Scoffers]

it's pretty sad I thought.

If I had won the money, I'd want to be annonymous, at least at first, whilst I considered what to do.

Oh, and until the money's in the bank, and I saw my balance, I probably wouldnt believe it

So, if you won £35million, how much would you give the Albion?

 

[Lankyseagull]

So, if you won £35million, how much would you give the Albion?

Enough annually to renew my season ticket

 

[hans kraay fan club]

A lot.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I think I would be tempted to buy a stake in the stadium and perhaps buy a place on the board? I wouldn't just hand them money straight off.

As for the family, wouldn't you have checked the numbers!? 'Now I have to get some work to pay my road tax...' :thud:

 

[Scoffers]

I think I would be tempted to buy a stake in the stadium and perhaps buy a place on the board? I wouldn't just hand them money straight off.

As for the family, wouldn't you have checked the numbers!? 'Now I have to get some work to pay my road tax...' :thud:

I'm sure I'd want to do something similar, chip in 2mill for a place on the board

 

[Napper]

thats amazing story , 35m , i would give 5m for a place on the board for debts + I would demand 5m went on players alone

 

[Hiney]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

I went to SCHOOL with Fergus Frater - he was a bit of a cock even then!

Marvellous

 

[Beach Hut]

What a complete twat

 

[DC Rules]

But did he actually think he had won...by maybe checking last weeks ticket, or misreading the numbers, or did he know he hadn't and was playing a practical joke the whole time?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

It must have been a wind up surely, according to the Argus, he was photographed by a national newspaper with the winning ticket, which suggests some kind of prank.

Don't want to sound mean, but the son sounds like one of those people who discover a million pounds has been mistakenly transferred into their normally-empty account by their bank, go and spend it all, then complain bitterly when the bank demands it back.