"I was the FIRST paying fan to turn up for a game at the Amex"

[Lord Bracknell]

SOMEONE will no doubt claim this honour.

Who are you?

 

[Triggaaar]

How does that work? First person queuing outside the ground today?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Gotta be Mendoza

 

[Garage_Doors]

ME !

 

[Beach Hut]

ME !

Will we be able to buy a program with a smart card off you ?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Will we be able to buy a program with a smart card off you ?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What do you mean "will", Ed? They're probably already THERE.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Well?

Own up. Or do we give the prize to Programme_Seller?

 

[The screamer]

I was the first paying customer at the refreshment bar, but only because im a greedy git!

 

[Deanbha]

I was first in west upper turnstile!

 

[Brighton_Barca]

I was the first to take a dump

 

[The screamer]

who was the twat who was the first to let there half time snack rubbish roll onto the middle of the pitch?