I was a £1000 Hooker

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Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
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Living In a Box
Not even on your life :lolol:
 


Del Boy

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Oct 1, 2004
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I think the article said 1k per week!!! that means two thousand clients.....Where did she find the time to fill in the bb forms?:jester:
 


Bwian

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Jul 14, 2003
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damn-I thought this was a confession:lolol:
 
















Hunting 784561

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Jul 8, 2003
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If you were going to spend £1000 you'd want some choice of where to stick it in wouldnt you ?
 
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Terrace Dandy

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Mar 19, 2004
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Ernest said:
Would you pay a grand to shag Nadia from Big Brother ? according to todays News Of The World she was a brass before she was on BB :eek:

I'd pay that £10 tops!! a grand could get you the best model for 24 hours. she's just balgging it. shes a fecking moose
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Lancing
40 pound a shag x 25 = 1000 pounds a week

3/4 shags a day.

Easily done.
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Lancing
She/he/it has a wonderful pair of breasts and a reasonable face but a belly and legs like a St Helens Rugby club prop ( or hooker ).
 




Withnail

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Jan 16, 2004
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Lincoln
Just had to look at this thread. 'I was a £1000 hooker' - thread starter 'Earnest'. My God.
:eek:
 






watsongooal

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Jul 7, 2003
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Chislehurst
Has she/he still got a willy?
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Strange times. Who'd have thought a 'woman' could have a secret even bigger than the fact they used to be a bloke.
 


Rangdo

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Apr 21, 2004
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Gareth Glover said:
She/he/it has a wonderful pair of breasts and a reasonable face but a belly and legs like a St Helens Rugby club prop ( or hooker ).

:eek: She's got a face like she's been hit with a shovel and a jaw line that puts Jimmy Hill to shame.
 


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