I took the wife on holiday...

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife is going on a trip to Doha.

Qatar?

Yes, I've got a cold coming.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

"just come down from Manchester - a-hha-ha - it's a long walk"

Tommy Cooper.

 

[Goodfella]

i'm off to middle east.

Iran?

Jesus, how long that take yer?

 

[Hiney]

This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff that causes my children to shake their heads and look at me with that "Dad - you're so GAY" look in their eyes.

Brilliant

 

[Hampden Park]

my wife is taking all her horoscope pals to Lanzarote.

Canaries?

yes, and taurus, virgo, leo, aquarius.......

 

[Goodfella]

My wife's going to Seoul.

Korea?

Nah, just a holiday.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife is looking to book a seaside holiday.

Brighton?

No, Hove actually.

 

[Goodfella]

I'm off to one of those Arab countries soon.

Kuwait?


Yeah took bloody ages at the airport.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My wife went to Cypress.



Nicosia?



No under my trousers as normal.

 

[Goodfella]

Me and the wife been thinking for ages about going to one of those Balkan countries.

Moldova?

 

[Albion Rob]

This is EXACTLY the sort of stuff that causes my children to shake their heads and look at me with that "Dad - you're so GAY" look in their eyes.

Brilliant

That's exactly what I used to do when my dad used to crack them.

And now I do it so there's hard times to come if I ever have kids.

 

[Hampden Park]

my wife took her pet hen on holiday to south australia

adelaide?

no, it waited till they landed.

 

[Goodfella]

Gues what?

I'm going to North Africa

Sudan?

Nope, been thinking about it for ages.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

My wife is off on a package trip to India tomorrow.


Mumbai?

No, her dad bought it.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Maybe your wife could meet up with mine Barrel, as mine is going to India also.

Goa ?


Thats none of your business.

 

[Goodfella]

South America next.


Suriname?


Smith.

 

[Hampden Park]

my wife got searched thoroughly whilst visiting out east.

India?

yep, indanose indamouth

 

[Lokki 7]

My wife was thinking of going to some islands off of India.

Andaman?

No, on her own you cheeky get.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

My wife went to France in a pick up truck.


Dumper?


No we're still together.

 

[Trufflehound]

My wife went to Thailand.

Bangkok?

No, I always walk like this.