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The Antikythera Mechanism

The oldest known computer
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lawros left foot

Glory hunting since 1969
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Jun 11, 2011
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Worthing
Please tell me he's infertile... Please. If there is a God, he will not be able to breed.......

Too late, he’s already got kids.

On a more serious note, he did four and a half years for a road rage attack ten years ago.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Too late, he’s already got kids.

On a more serious note, he did four and a half years for a road rage attack ten years ago.

Sounds like the sort of complete plum who will be out in two years, ready to get someone else up the duff, and engage with some more illegal tomfoolery.
 






















GT49er

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Feb 1, 2009
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Why does the slag have to be fat? Incredibly offensive to fat slags.

Quite possibly she doesn't. Life-style choices, innit?


Besides, if she is fat and is a slag, which part of the description is offensive, bearing in mind that both are true?
 










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