"I need OWUSU..." Song for Lloyd

[Brighton Breezy]

Where have all the forwards men gone
And where are all the goals?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be lean
And he's gotta be leading our team
I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the morning light
He played for Wednesday
And he played for Yeovil
And he's gotta shit loads of skill
I need a OWUSU

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

bored?

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Man, I feel like OWUSU

 

[NF9]

Where have all the forwards men gone
And where are all the goals?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be black
And he's gotta be in our attack
I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the morning light
He played for Wednesday
And he played for Yeovil
And he's gotta shit loads of skill
I need a OWUSU

The bit in bold has a certain ring to it

 

[Mendoza]

Lyrics below in pink

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[cw00]

Where have all the forwards men gone
And where are all the goals?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be lean
And he's gotta be leading our team
I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the morning light
He played for Wednesday
And he played for Yeovil
And he's gotta shit loads of skill
I need a OWUSU

 

[murraymints4brighton]

what's that coming over the hill is it Owusu, is it Owusu or He's big He's tall he bag's the goals like peter Ward Loyd Owusu, Loyd Owusu.

 

[Spider]

He's big He's tall he bag's the goals like peter Ward Loyd Owusu, Loyd Owusu.

That is a poor effort! It has far too many syllables and it doesn't even rhyme!

 

[KVLT]

I need a OWUSU
I'm holding out for a OWUSU 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be lean
And he's gotta be leading our team

How did we ever pick up this gay tag?