I met a student in a club...

[revthekev]

Went back to his and we were getting down to it all the clothes came off and he spotted my palace tattoo that I had done after the play-off semi final win. He laughed and exclaimed he was a brighton fan. I made him put on a wurzel mask before we could go any further. Just wondering how many ladette points im entitled to...

 

[Seagull1989]

Brilliant!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

11/10

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Oh very well done, one of the best reverse threads (no idea what the correct term would be) I've seen for a while.

 

[el_ciddy]

Homebreaker

 

[Mowgli37]

I applaud you Sir

 

[Bombadier Botty]

Homebreaker

This.

 

[carteater]

 

[carteater]

Was he a hoe

 

[Reagulls]

Did he leave in a brand new combine harvester?

 

[pastafarian]

you definitely 100% need to pay a visit to the clinic .....now.......not yesterday.

 

[Guinness Boy]

 

[Norman Potting]

to the power n

 

[tinycowboy]

The silent majority

 

[northernseagull]

Winner

 

[seagully]

Groupon?

 

[spring hall convert]

That bloke is a hoe.

 

[Badger]

What did you make of his bed covers?

 

[VHA on NSC]

I hope in this instance that a night of ecstasy wasn't replaced by the sight and smell of a steaming turd in the middle of the floor?

 

[Bad Ash]

Groupon?

What did you make of his bed covers?

They looked over priced and the colours clashed.